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I Am Derf

@tehev0.bsky.social

30s something Idiot and Dad Sh/It I game, I'm in pain, I complain Black Belt in Dad Jokes and Puns My mood can be as eclectic as my music tastes Supporter of the foosballs team that like to cause much pain and suffering (Southampton)

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One of my DnD party members just almost killed us all with their first roll of Wild Magic. Pretty much straight into a 9th level Storm of Vengeance, right on top of us...

06.12.2024 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I prefer the other rarely used meaning of Schrรถdinger's Twat. Based around the stupid part of the meaning of Twat.

Someone who you don't know if they are stupid or not until they open their mouth or do something idiotic

22.11.2024 11:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can stand getting ill, I can stand getting ill from someone else's incompetence. What I can't stand is when it happens to my daughter. She is young, she's doesn't understand why her nose is suddenly blocked, why her throat feels dry, and why she is barking like a dog when she coughs

21.11.2024 10:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I intend to make something of this platform of socialness. But right now I'm visiting family, and it's painful.

Back to, or in this case starting regular broadcasts once I return home

14.11.2024 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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