Gilmartin Fitzpatrick @critterpatrick

I do agree tho, speculative/alternative evolution is really fun to think about

14.10.2025 13:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I Bought The New Seven-CD Garth Brooks Box Set From Bass Pro Shops The best-selling solo artist in pop history wants to pretend like the ’90s never ended, so he forged the year’s weirdest retail campaign.

He's incredibly successful and impressively unplugged from any and all online music discourse. I love this article: uproxx.com/indie/garth-...

13.10.2025 22:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We gotta go back to whenever humans lost tails in the evolutionary timeline and divert things from there

13.10.2025 20:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ooh, this is fun

12.10.2025 20:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Dragon Prince 👑✨💍

11.10.2025 20:46 — 👍 2224 🔁 617 💬 19 📌 3

important context: Nevada, IA is pronounced "nuh-VAY-duh"

11.10.2025 22:32 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For some reason I have crystal clear memories of watching the premiere episode at my friend's house

11.10.2025 21:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is lovely! Dragon TFs are always a lot of fun, especially in fantasy/fairy tale settings like this.

11.10.2025 21:09 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Howie Do It - Wikipedia

concept: that "Yesterday" movie where the guy wakes up and is the only one who remembers the Beatles, but it's me waking up as the only person on Earth who remembers Howie Mandel's short-lived comedy/prank show "Howie Do It" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howie_D...

11.10.2025 20:45 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

I like how pointy he is

11.10.2025 17:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good for Jorge Polanco. What a player. Awesome moment.

11.10.2025 05:10 — 👍 264 🔁 10 💬 7 📌 0

Beloved former Minnesota Twin Jorge Polanco!!!

11.10.2025 05:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nonexistent

11.10.2025 04:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what's Felix Hernandez up to

11.10.2025 04:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They're gonna call up Randy Johnson

11.10.2025 04:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Mariners just called, I'm the next pitcher up if this goes to the 15th

11.10.2025 04:35 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

It's a beautiful sort of pain

11.10.2025 04:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they're very good

11.10.2025 02:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm at a dive bar downtown with a food truck parked on the patio and it rules

11.10.2025 02:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

friday night

11.10.2025 02:13 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

comm for @geoholms.bsky.social

11.10.2025 00:35 — 👍 338 🔁 88 💬 6 📌 1

It always hits!

10.10.2025 22:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh, this is super cute! I always think it's charming when the clothes are still on at a late stage of the TF.

10.10.2025 18:39 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I will admit I laughed at the rabies one, mostly because it's less "haha furry" and more just an absurd joke

10.10.2025 16:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is super neat, dang

10.10.2025 16:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love this!

10.10.2025 16:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm not "above" telling or hearing a good dirty joke but furries need to learn that there's a time and place for them and they are not "always" and "everywhere"

09.10.2025 21:59 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh gosh i love them, what a weirdo (complimentary)

09.10.2025 21:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I grew up Baptist and my church never did anything quite that extreme, but there was definitely an overarching expectation that you might have to Die For Your Faith someday

09.10.2025 18:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The American evangelical martyrdom/persecution complex is a hell of a drug

09.10.2025 18:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

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