Jared's Website 3.0

self portrait

Leslie and Brianne are passed out in their living room, surrounded by empty beer cans and bottles. Light passing through the window wakes up a hungover Leslie. She looks at the TV. An "Are you still watching "Monk"?" screen is displayed. Leslie hurls a beer bottle at the TV while yelling, "Yes, I'm still watching fucking Monk!"

i'm vibing with inkblot toons so hard right now i redesigned one of my under used sonas, Vaude

A classic tweet from @kennykeil [Bluto subtweeting after getting his ass whooped] I don't know who needs to hear this but spinach isn't a personality

YouTube video by MillionDollarExtreme2 good day today park

youtu.be/4t3pgyz9SP4?... friend said everyone has one sam hyde video that they secretly still like this is mine

for whatever reason i only used my midi cables for a total of like 4 songs lol. i use them for my minilogueXD sometimes but its honestly a pain and i think theres a loose connection somewhere bc it generates a loud electrical hum, which is frightening

I Was Waiting On You At The Doe i made a uh guitar patch on microkorg ?

on.soundcloud.com/hqo8KyBF8KxT... example of one of my tracks thats all microkorg. actually a single patch that i never saved to the memory bank which kind of drives me insane. the two things i remember about it is that both oscillators were pulsewaves and the ringmod function was used

burn her burn her, burn her hair, boil her skin

yayyy thats fuckin awesome! ty!

gonzojello: no gods no masters includes dril corn dad with the quote tweet riff: ACAB includes wint. (dril) dril tweets screenshots of both: just made 4 posts on blue sky 20 minutes ago and a guy already said ACAB includes Me pouring one out for all the middle aged men who tried to enter their Slut Era after getting riled up by likes and retweet

ah here we go

ty!!!!! here's another picture of him

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here's some of my favorite movies
For sinister 2 its just the snuff scenes

for Sailor Moon i just put her haha

here's my favorite anime for like i don't know attention

i can never explain it but i have an intense aversion to Breaking Bad, i feel like i hate it but ive actually never seen it. i remember the 3 or 4 times someone in my family rewatched the whole thing and i found it unbearably annoying

the only live action tv i truly like, on the level that i like all of my favorite stuff, is Twin Peaks and The X-Files. other than that i only care for anime and cartoons lol

i hope everyone who tries out Twin Peaks understands youre only meant to view it once in your whole life. its been almost a decade since i watched it and i still havent seen the last half of season 3, don't know what im waiting for but it's one of the most delicate facts of my life

Cool ad I just got now I understand ocd

I'm glad the fetish for retro tech has taken a hold on the Youth, as it always does, because maybe right now more than ever in the history of personal tech they're going to want to understand what they actually want out of their device and whether buying a new thing that does that is the best choice

A dragon using a microcomputer to play a game.

A good dragon from the cover of a 1983 issue of Electronics & Computing.

I draw adorable big man

Guard off duty🐀
🎨 @baddieholly.bsky.social

something from 2022

🐶 Small big spoon X 🐻 Big small spoon

ran a poll on the other site over what people prefer and i wanted to illustrate this for everybody. the hat is a powerful accessory

YouTube video by NewEditionVEVO New Edition - Cool It Now (Official Music Video)

Enamored with Ralph Tresvant's vocal performance on this. Sounds like if a sweetart could sing.

dude i love this song