Dave Pell

Judge forced to slash SF jury pool over hate for Elon Musk One candidate said he thinks sending Elon Musk to prison would benefit humanity.

www.sfgate.com/tech/article...

Wonder how the the Frankenstein Scotus feels about their monster today.

How could the American voting public have done this to the country and the world (and my sanity)?

Great news everyone. Two thirds of our Supreme Court still believes in the separation of powers among branches of government in certain circumstances!

In Liu of everything.

Mike Luckovich, Atlanta Journal Constitution

From homefront abuses to international war threats, even as public support craters, Trump is only getting more dangerous.

Springsteen announces American tour kicking off in Minneapolis.

In an era when so many let us down, I’ll never forget those who stood up.

Given the CBS turn to state media, it would be a deep betrayal of America for Warner Bros to sell itself, including CNN, to CBS new parent Skydance.

But you know, if the price is right…

Def don’t wade into this swamp. Too dangerous.

This displays a level of malignant narcissism that would qualify one for immediate institutionalization. It’s also probably Trump’s healthiest post in years.

The Department of War… with America.

Duvall’s career. Smells like victory.

On Presidents’ Day, it’s appropriate to think about absolutely anything except Donald Trump.

Goddamn, this beats fascism.

Florida Man remains undefeated.

When did Pete Hegseth take over the popcorn division?

Financial Experts on the Stock Market:

AI is the best* thing ever to happen to tech stocks.

(*Shit, our bad. We meant 'worst' thing.)

A Pilot Fired Over Kristi Noem’s Missing Blanket and the Constant Chaos Inside DHS Secretary faces fire for confrontational immigration crackdown and self-promotional style; White House to wind down Minnesota operations.

The pilot’s lucky he didn’t bring his dog.

www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

'Dict Picks Prediction Casinos, Jury Does Its Duty

People aren’t just predicting, they’re betting. And they’re betting on in-pocket slot machines that deploy all the most addicting techniques from casinos, social media apps, and online games. Think of it as a ‘Dict-a-Phone.

managingeditor.substack.com/p/dict-picks

Yes they lie about everything including what you see with your own eyes, but I'm sure the job report numbers are totally legit.

During the Olympics, you see athletes of all colors, cultures, and languages. And I’m just talking about the American team.

Diversity makes America great.

From the streets of Minneapolis to the courtrooms of Washington, we’re finding out who will save us.

Citizens.

Shove it Up Your Class When the Job Shoves You, Bionic Shoes

Capital gains are going up.
The value placed on human capital is going down.
Push is coming to shove.

managingeditor.substack.com/p/shove-it-u...

You have to skate to where the puck is going.

And it’s going pucking crazy.

Sobreviví Surviving Halftime, Dark Side D

During my first day of Spanish, my teacher asked, “Cómo te llamas?” I answered, “Bien, y tu?” So for me, the Bad Bunny halftime show arrived too late. For its critics, including our Complainer in Chief, the message of the show couldn’t come soon enough.

managingeditor.substack.com/p/sobrevivi

I survived the halftime show of 2026.

The commercials are playing it safer than the offenses.

Welcome to NBC, where Europe doesn’t hate JD Vance and Green Day doesn’t call out MAGA.

Hopefully, they’ll give us the real game score.

OJ is searching for the real staffer.