Dave Pell

Goddamn, this beats fascism.

Florida Man remains undefeated.

When did Pete Hegseth take over the popcorn division?

Financial Experts on the Stock Market:

AI is the best* thing ever to happen to tech stocks.

(*Shit, our bad. We meant 'worst' thing.)

A Pilot Fired Over Kristi Noem’s Missing Blanket and the Constant Chaos Inside DHS Secretary faces fire for confrontational immigration crackdown and self-promotional style; White House to wind down Minnesota operations.

The pilot’s lucky he didn’t bring his dog.

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'Dict Picks Prediction Casinos, Jury Does Its Duty

People aren’t just predicting, they’re betting. And they’re betting on in-pocket slot machines that deploy all the most addicting techniques from casinos, social media apps, and online games. Think of it as a ‘Dict-a-Phone.

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Yes they lie about everything including what you see with your own eyes, but I'm sure the job report numbers are totally legit.

During the Olympics, you see athletes of all colors, cultures, and languages. And I’m just talking about the American team.

Diversity makes America great.

From the streets of Minneapolis to the courtrooms of Washington, we’re finding out who will save us.

Citizens.

Shove it Up Your Class When the Job Shoves You, Bionic Shoes

Capital gains are going up.
The value placed on human capital is going down.
Push is coming to shove.

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You have to skate to where the puck is going.

And it’s going pucking crazy.

Sobreviví Surviving Halftime, Dark Side D

During my first day of Spanish, my teacher asked, “Cómo te llamas?” I answered, “Bien, y tu?” So for me, the Bad Bunny halftime show arrived too late. For its critics, including our Complainer in Chief, the message of the show couldn’t come soon enough.

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I survived the halftime show of 2026.

The commercials are playing it safer than the offenses.

Welcome to NBC, where Europe doesn’t hate JD Vance and Green Day doesn’t call out MAGA.

Hopefully, they’ll give us the real game score.

OJ is searching for the real staffer.

“During my tenure, difficult decisions have been taken in order to ensure the sustainable future of The Post.” —Will Lewis

All the Super Bowl reporters are shocked that San Francisco is awesome because the right wing has been lying about it for so long.

Guys, they’ve been lying about everything else, too.

NBC appears to cut crowd’s booing of JD Vance from Winter Olympics broadcast The US vice-president, JD Vance, was greeted by a chorus of boos during when he appeared at the opening ceremony of the Winter Olympics in Milan on Friday

In one year, we’ve become a nation booed by its allies and a nation where the media distorts reality to avoid offending those who have led us to this point.

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I’ve been working to identify the staffer responsible for the racist Trump post, and I’ve narrowed it down to three suspects: John Barron, John Miller, or David Dennison.

Hated by most in America. Universally hated abroad.

The Lyin King Going Full Racist, Weekend Whats

The news here is not Trump’s toddler on cocaine-like lack of social media impulse control. Nor is it his overt racism. That, after all, is his most consistent trait.

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Prime Suspect Democracy Dies in a Pile of Cash

Democracy doesn't die in darkness. It gets bludgeoned to death in the cold light of day.

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I just got a phishing scam text and my first thought was how refreshing it is that it's not a political fundraising text.

Trump Repeats Call to ‘Nationalize’ Elections, as White House Walks It Back

Are we really gonna have another fucking debate about whether or not this guy will try to steal an election?

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On one side of the desk, politicians stood by as Trump personally attacked Kaitlin Collins. On the other side of the desk, her colleagues did the same.

A country doesn’t fall this far this fast without teamwork.

This Knock Knock is No Joke To Whom It Should Concern

Anything you say, write, buy, do, share, or send anywhere, anytime can be used against you. Just ask a guy named Jon from a Philadelphia suburb.

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This cannot be something a civilian law enforcement agent is allowed to wear in the US — and an agency that has a culture that tolerates this cannot be saved.

Turning Point USA announces Kid Rock as rival headliner to Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show The conservative group says the “All-American Halftime Show” will be a celebration of “faith, family and freedom.”

Dios Mio, I can't believe they got Niño Roca!

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Bill Maher lectures celebrities not to constantly share their political views when his whole career is being a celebrity who constantly shares his political views.