McDuff

Just got laser eye surgery

New patch means having to suffer the vanilla look again

Dietrich, Human Fighter
City Watch, raid specialist

Bulwark of the law, bane of criminals
WILL break your kneecaps if you're a twat
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Want an upgrade from your peasant bow? Time for some innovation (but not too much)

Deepshadow Crossbow on XMA:
www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/143645

Honhonhon
Ze British 'ave been 'amstrung from ze web

Mon ami, it is time for ze Monsieur Chevalier révolution
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Never EVER leave your door unlocked when scoundrels know where you live
ft @AmoralLizard on Twitter

Nvm I missed some

Oh fuck it's only just occurred to me that I'm basically all caught up pulling everything over from the other hellsite

Discombobulate
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It's obvious if you think about it

It's a term of endearment I swear
ft. @zorpoxXIV on Twitter
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Every rose has its thorn
This one has six, and they're hollow-point
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10/10 on Yelp. Great experience, wonderful atmosphere. Would visit again
Recommend the cocktail specials menu - they're a once in a lifetime experience
Excellent service from
@AmoralLizard on Twitter

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This place creeps me the fuck out, man
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This dancefloor ain't big enough for the both of us
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First day back is going great
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Would
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Because no one will ever believe you
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I was promised a gingerbread house, this is bullshit
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She's coping magnificently
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Ninja job stone? What's that?
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Apparently not

Manners maketh man
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YouTube video by McDuff Stakeout

All I see are dead men...
No seriously, have you seen your boss?

Here's to hoping videoposting isn't going to be as difficult as the other hellsite

Sure, keep telling yourself that love is the most powerful emotion
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Slept funny, time to make it everyone else's problem
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Oh and for clarity, these are:
Goblet Gangster
Falconer's Vest
Brume Rat
and my shameless plug, Lightweight Assassin

Vanilla mashups are awesome because nothing fits better in the game like something that's *already* in it

I've made a few vanilla edits myself (or usually, vanilla upscale edits) but I haven't uploaded most because I cba to QA test them

No one ever makes them male Highlander compatible though

Sure, you *could* try and approach, but know that as soon as you step within 5ft the button prompt for [Glass Him/Her] immediately shows up in her periphery
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