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me holding a book titled “How to talk to your cat about gun safety” in front of my cat

learning a lot today :^)

A shadowy entity standing in the middle of a field thats surrounded by a forest "I saw you from across the forest I love your vibe"

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

good morning friends, hope you all have a good day ❤️ I’m working a 12 hour shift today so I’m looking forward to this day being over already 😭

picture of a frog and text that reads “live, laugh, love, frogs”

Two stills from the television show Peaky Blinders showing Thomas Shelby yelling at his brothers. Text in first panel says "no fighting." Text in second panel says "no fucking fighting."

when my cats start playing a little too rough

when blink-182 said “work sucks, i know”, i really felt that spoke to me

It breaks my heart knowing there are so many beautiful souls out there questioning their worth because someone they loved made them feel unloveable.

Two beautifully squat jack o lantern mushrooms grow between papery fallen leaves next to a decayed log. All photos by me

Here are some nice mushrooms

female armor “how women actually want to dress”

it’s almost autumn! Time to shove pumpkin croissants up my ass

the best time of the year

dwight you ignorant slut!

amen 🙏🙏🙏

RIP Harambe. nothing has been the same since you died

thank you so much 🥹❤️

What’s the matter babe? You’ve barely touched the consequences of your own actions..

A pez dispenser but for chicken nuggets

I could barely sleep last night, today is going to be rough 😫

stardew valley "gold hoe" symbol

they ask me for my credentials and i'm like

rachael as a bat a rat says omg it’s an angel

batchael

a very colorful chicken/rooster saying I'M STUNNING and a teeny little bird next to him saying 'yeah but you a bitch'

Saturday, vibing

I was enjoying sleeping in this morning by my brain was like “let’s have a nightmare, just to shake things up”

taking hits from the bong 🙏

a screenshot of a bat onesie, complete with head piece and wings

when he asks you to put on something sexy

YESSSSS

cat in a shirt, skirt, and a mask that looks like a head scarf it looks very sleepy

does anyone else feel this way

Awww. Was it something I said?

unplugging my internet router then going “whoops! lost internet, guess I can’t attend this meeting anymore”

Art of sailor moon with the words 'my tummy hurts and I'm mad at the government'

morning mood

DO YOUR BONES HURT ? congratulations .YOUR BONES ARE PREGNANT AND READY TO HATCH! УАУ! IT'S A unknown

I really dislike it when people schedule a meeting with me super early, then they are late to their own meeting, or don’t even show up. It tells me you don’t really respect my time