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Tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin scared of him🤪

sorry babe, the stardew valley winter music 10 hour loop stays on during sex

I can relate greatly 😭😭😭

a picture of Ripley, a tuxedo cat, laying on the couch with a beige fuzzy blanket under her, black and white pillows behind her, and a knotted multi color blanket behind her. She looks majestic yet serious

the boss of the house

I’m really sick right now 🥲

would anyone be willing to cheer me up by sending me pictures of their credit card, front and back? maybe your zip code too? just silly things to cheer me up

A wolf with sunglasses on a black background with two howling wolves on either side surrounded by blue stars

no guys really I’m ok, would a severely depressed person post THIS?!

shaking ass to three 6 mafia

A calico cat that is very fluffy over an ombre yellow to pink background "Stop using chatgpt [insert symbol] I can also give you misinformation and im beautiful"

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

A festive opossum wearing a Christmas tree hat and a sweater is sitting in a chair with its mouth wide open, in front of a decorated Christmas tree. Instagram: avec.possum

An opossum dressed in a tiny Christmas tree hat and a sweater, looking forward and sticking out its tongue. Instagram: avec.possum

13 days until Christmas 🎄

Leavitt: Mr President, you look great. No one can tell that the flesh in your hands is turning to liquid and dripping onto the floor into steaming piles of radioactive goo

*door opens*

RFK Jr, licking his lips: Did someone say radioactive goo

a picture of an orange tabby cat named Niko, sitting inside a grey and white cat cave made from felt materials. He has his paws crossed and looks super cute. On the left of the picture is a white, fuzzy blanket and on the right is a piece of old carpet that the cats love to sit on. Above Niko, you can see other blankets and pillows for the cats

the perfect gentleman 🥹

how is traffic even a thing like Just Fucking Go

why is it 73 degrees outside?? 😭😭😭

yayyyy hope you have an awesome time!!!

small brown and white rabbit sitting upright behind a computer keyboard on a desk facing the camera with the caption "toxic on the intrnet" above its head.

hissing at the sun, respectfully

it’s just me and my accumulating debt against the world

Legally a man should have to be pegged at least 1 time before he can share his opinions on the internet.

anyone that introduces themselves with their IQ is going to be a real piece of work 😅

patrick star wearing a sweatshirt that says “mom come pick me up i’m scared”

I hate busy work so much 😩

bsky give me notifications challenge fucking impossible

what it sounds like when you try to describe your fav part of a dubstep song:

“yeah I love that song! Especially the part that goes WUBBBB WUUUBBBBBB WUBWUBWUBW ZEEEEEE ZE WUBBBBBBB *random spoken word* EEEEEE WUBWUBWUB. love that shit!!”

well said and I totally agree! It appears to be working okay so I’m staying positive ☺️ thank you for sharing and I hope you have a great day!!

push me, and then just touch me, till I can get my, satisfaction

yo listen up, here’s a story, about a lil guy that lives in a blue world

congratulations!!! so happy for you!!! 🥳🎉

A picture of two Lego botanical figures, one yellow and one blue. The yellow figure has mini arms that are pointed upward and the blue figure has mini arms pointed down. Both figures have cute little smiley faces on them. The yellow figure (left) is a dracaena plant and the blue figure (right) is a pilea. Behind the figures is random cables and computer equipment, including a label maker that says “IT DEPT.” The LEGO figures are both sitting on a white workbench

two new buddies for the office 🌱

goodbye Louvre of Bluesky, I’ll miss you ❤️