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i’m not strawbaby

72 Followers  |  63 Following  |  165 Posts  |  Joined: 02.01.2026  |  1.5968

Latest posts by notstrawbaby.bsky.social on Bluesky

this is my crashout account. don’t tell anyone

09.01.2026 04:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

fuck i’m mad

09.01.2026 04:05 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the cowboy hat pls

07.01.2026 23:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

kristi noem what the fuck are u wearing and are u aware there’s a video

07.01.2026 23:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i’ll probably get the boot for this but it’s ok for ice to actually kill people.

07.01.2026 21:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i’m so fucking pissed off

07.01.2026 21:14 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

and if u think a secret service full of doorknobs scares me then think again

07.01.2026 21:14 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

and karoline levitt it’s on sight bitch

07.01.2026 21:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🙏🏻 amen

07.01.2026 21:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i’m not saying im gonna do it. i’m saying i hope it happens

07.01.2026 21:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

is this is safe place to say i hope that orange bitch dies a very agonizing death or not really

07.01.2026 21:09 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1

go back go back delete

06.01.2026 13:03 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuckkkkkkk

06.01.2026 13:02 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i feel like we all just joke around to cope but this is bad guys. real real bad

06.01.2026 12:30 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i’m sick of waking up & hearing about this man!!! banish him from the realm!!!

06.01.2026 12:20 — 👍 17    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

i guess i’ll turn this into my new alt

05.01.2026 21:48 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

throw them in jail, ur honour

05.01.2026 01:52 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it’s neighboUr, not neighbor. it’s favoUrite, not favorite. it’s ur honoUR, not ur honor!!!!

05.01.2026 01:51 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

this hurt my feelings. crying now. thanks

05.01.2026 01:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

me 🤝 the spider in my room

05.01.2026 00:39 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

omg nooo. mine keeps doing this too. sheer panic

05.01.2026 00:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this is what life is all about

05.01.2026 00:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

no offense

05.01.2026 00:16 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ur 20 years old. why are u married

05.01.2026 00:16 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 1

why smell so good if not edible

05.01.2026 00:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

same!!

05.01.2026 00:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

get my main back tomorrow. weeeeeeee

05.01.2026 00:03 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

in 2026 we are decentering men & validating ourselves. do u hear me

05.01.2026 00:01 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

simple enough

04.01.2026 23:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i took so long in the washroom bc i was looking at all ur products. im nosey

04.01.2026 23:01 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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