this is my crashout account. don’t tell anyone
09.01.2026 04:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@notstrawbaby.bsky.social
i’m not strawbaby
this is my crashout account. don’t tell anyone
09.01.2026 04:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0fuck i’m mad
09.01.2026 04:05 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the cowboy hat pls
07.01.2026 23:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0kristi noem what the fuck are u wearing and are u aware there’s a video
07.01.2026 23:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i’ll probably get the boot for this but it’s ok for ice to actually kill people.
07.01.2026 21:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’m so fucking pissed off
07.01.2026 21:14 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0and if u think a secret service full of doorknobs scares me then think again
07.01.2026 21:14 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0and karoline levitt it’s on sight bitch
07.01.2026 21:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🙏🏻 amen
07.01.2026 21:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’m not saying im gonna do it. i’m saying i hope it happens
07.01.2026 21:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0is this is safe place to say i hope that orange bitch dies a very agonizing death or not really
07.01.2026 21:09 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1go back go back delete
06.01.2026 13:03 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oh fuck oh fuck oh fuckkkkkkk
06.01.2026 13:02 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i feel like we all just joke around to cope but this is bad guys. real real bad
06.01.2026 12:30 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’m sick of waking up & hearing about this man!!! banish him from the realm!!!
06.01.2026 12:20 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0i guess i’ll turn this into my new alt
05.01.2026 21:48 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0throw them in jail, ur honour
05.01.2026 01:52 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it’s neighboUr, not neighbor. it’s favoUrite, not favorite. it’s ur honoUR, not ur honor!!!!
05.01.2026 01:51 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0this hurt my feelings. crying now. thanks
05.01.2026 01:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0me 🤝 the spider in my room
05.01.2026 00:39 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0omg nooo. mine keeps doing this too. sheer panic
05.01.2026 00:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0this is what life is all about
05.01.2026 00:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0no offense
05.01.2026 00:16 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ur 20 years old. why are u married
05.01.2026 00:16 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1why smell so good if not edible
05.01.2026 00:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0same!!
05.01.2026 00:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0get my main back tomorrow. weeeeeeee
05.01.2026 00:03 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0in 2026 we are decentering men & validating ourselves. do u hear me
05.01.2026 00:01 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0simple enough
04.01.2026 23:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i took so long in the washroom bc i was looking at all ur products. im nosey
04.01.2026 23:01 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0