Knew Nic

Ask your doctor if staring into the middle distance wondering if anything good will ever happen again is right for you

I saved your skeet in an old mayonnaise jar with a stick and a leaf.

If your pubes are orange do you call it your pumpkin patch?

Yes please keep following and unfollowing me im almost there

fall purging > spring cleaning

you can not be *both* a good christian and a good republican. it is mutually exclusive. choose your idol wisely.

yes, i will smoke this fatty before me.

something to consider about women who don't sexy post: it's not that we're unattractive, don't enjoy sex, or don't get freaky. we might just be tired of that perception following us around irl.

i like that my T & A aren't the first, second, or even last thing someone notices about me on here.

nothing a quick jerk of the steering wheel at the apex of a bridge can't solve amiright

A unicyclist on a bridge, with a kilt, in a Darth Vader helmet/mask, blowing on bagpipes, with flames shooting out. Lots to unfold here.

Saturday night vibe.

I weigh myself fully naked.

If you don't like it, you can go to a different Publix.

Wild that all of this happened AFTER we all were issued little miracle devices that fit in our pockets and contain the sum total of all human knowledge

We're gonna need a bigger pill organizer

I always thought that a ride share was when you had an open marriage.

Current Mood

I demand entry into all skircles.

Sometimes you have to go to war with yourself until the best version of you win.

A picture of a 3-pack of Pepto Bismol sitting on a table and in front of it is 3 pairs of reading glasses.

Welcome to your 50's, here's a starter pack.

Its Sunday.

Why fail today when you can fail tomorrow? Go back to bed.

i think it's high time we let the ai have a cigarette

occasionally getting wasted and shooting the shit with strangers on the internet is your social life and that’s ok

Two male lions boarding Noah’s Ark

Just a reminder that this is a children’s Bible

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we say "everyone is unique" but you know deep down that you put everyone into a little box in your head and one of those boxes is dumb motherfuckers.

ICE admits that up to 50% of arrests in its Chicago raids are "collateral.” These aren't statistics. They are parents taken from their children, neighbors taken from our communities. When does a "collateral" U.S. citizen child's trauma matter? This isn't law enforcement; it's a campaign of terror.

So glad you are back 🥰

[person I’ve never interacted with posts a skircle and I’m not in it] wow okay

my bf, Al Cove, did it for the nook…ie . folks,,

Brass memorial sign screwed onto the back of a bench: "For Barbara Who was awful when hungry but otherwise pretty solid"

Alas, poor Barbara. I know the feeling well

Welcome back, Gorgeous ❤️