Crash 🎼

Gary Larson dropping Cow Tools in 1982

Partially cleaned aquatic themed park. A small cartoon crab is on a large lillypad, with a distressed face looking at a crocodile.

Ulysses, the cat, walks along the titular power washer. Ulysses is looking up and mowing.

Credit roll

#12 Power Wash Simulator 2 (Steam, 100% Achievements) [Oct. 28th]

Koharu from #bluearchive
Winner from a past Patreon Fanart Poll!

More exclusive art on my Patreon!! ヾ(´▽｀*)ﾉ☆

holding babies

Starting to make my way through rendering the work I did for Starlight Re:Volver :) First up is our NPC Flora! www.artstation.com/artwork/Zl1XbN

VTuber Lilith O'Leerie showing off her split tongue

VTuber Lilith O'Leerie giving a sultry look at the camera with blushing cheeks, and her blue flames have turned pink.

VTuber Lilith O'Leerie with huge, bright CRAZY eyes!

VTuber Lilith O'Leerie looking to the right and pouting, lips curled up into a sneer

#EerieLeerie Favorite Lilith faces ... so far 🕯️

Screenshot of a Reddit comment that says: There's a potent quote about the Hong Kong protests in 1000xResist that applies so deeply; FATHER: You remember? In the streets...hundreds of thousands marching shoulder to shoulder... Biggest demonstrations in HK history. The world watched it all happen. Heard our voices. Saw us bleed. MOTHER: So? FATHER: So if we stayed silent? didnt stand up for ourselves? They would say...this is how it always was. They would say...this is what the people wanted. But no. They can't say that. Because it has gone down in history... That we resisted fiercely. That we fought for a different future...until we couldn't. That legacy lives in us.

Screenshot of a protest poster that says: "So if we stayed silent? .... They would say, this is how it always was. They would say, this is what the people wanted. But no. They can't say that. Because it has gone down in history that we resisted fiercely. --1000xRESIST"

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Screenshot from Windows Settings>Privacy and Security>Text and image Generation. "Text and image generation uses on-device AI technologies to quickly respond to requests. Turning this settings off will not affect apps and features using cloud AI technologies. Text and image generation Windows and anyone using this device can use Text and image generation.

BY THE WAY

If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.

There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.

Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."

TURN IT OFF.

Illustration of Ranma from Ranma 1/2 wearing a bunnysuit and making a cute pose

It's flat Ranma, or as I call her: Flatma!

Just like Google's face recognition and Facebook's face recognition before that, only a matter of time before Illinoisans file a class action lawsuit against Microsoft. You cannot gather face recognition on people without their express approval, and you can't get it from strangers in photos.

Maple and my character hugging at sunset. I'm wearing a cow print hoodie, rose colored aviator sunglasses, and a straw boater hat with a red ribbon it. Fashion!

Showing off our wedding rings at the ceremony.

Group shot as the whole town congratulates us.

Credit roll part 2

#11.b Story of Seasons: Grand Bazaar (PC, Steam) [Oct 12th]
I got married and it rolled credits a second time, so I guess I beat it twice? I wonder if it'll roll credits when I have a kid, or if I hit rank 99?

this sword appeared to me in a vision

Wonder Project J2: Packed with personality—and problems If you were going to create a lusciously animated and almost entirely pixelled “Communication Adventure” game back in 1996, and said game was going to be exclusive to one format… …

"the goal here [is...] to make her whole, and sometimes that means [...] making her face uncomfortable or sad situations she would have been (superficially) happier to not confront or understand."

Wonder Project J2 is an unmissable N64 experience:

kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com/2023/04/14/w...

Climactic fight scene from Death Stranding 2 involving Higgs and Sam, shirtless and sweaty, slapping each other with guitars in front of a tear in spacetime that looks a lot like a sun set.

Climactic fight from Metal Gear Solid 4 where Revolver Ocelot and Old Man Snake are fighting on top of a building in front of a picturesque seaside sunset.

Boy, Kojima really likes sweaty shirtless men fighting on top of large structures in front of a picturesque sunset, huh?

End Game Screen showing my stats at the end. I didn't know you could scroll through options and clicked through to the credits so I don't know what the other stats are.

Sam wearing the Pekora hat and Lou doing a flying kick in front of Usada Pekora's hologram in Death Stranding 2

Sam, with a large stack of boxes on his back, climbing through a snowy mountain while an absolutely massive moon looms over head. I'm pretty sure in DS1 they explained why the moon and stars and everything are so damn big, but I forgot.

Higgs wielding two guitars as axes (they even have plasma blades) and saying "Kept you waiting, huh"

#13 Death Stranding 2 (PS5) [Oct 7th]

title screen for "taking my Dark Knight Girlfriend to the corner store" I tall woman with dusty pink hair looks sternly at the camera while wearing pale blue plate armor and pointing a sword a the viewer. In her other arm, she tightly holds a shorter woman with dark hair and a terrified expression.

The dark night Brunhilde and Dana feed ducks at a pond and decide on drinks at a coffee shop

close up shot of Brunehilde's gauntleted hand stroking Dana's cheek. Dana thinks "It's cold, and even within just that thumb is enough power to destroy me. But she doesn't."

#12 taking my Dark Knight Girlfriend to the corner store (Steam) [Oct 2nd]

Buff and grizzly Mayor Felix is in the center of the bazaar, screaming into the sky "...Mama!"

Gabriel is sitting in front of a plate of rice and curry piled about two feet tall. He is saying "Oh boy, oh boy...! Get ready, tummy, here it comes!"

On a winter night, Maple is seen in profile looking up into the night sky. The player character, wearing black leather jacket, black knit hat, and pink aviator sunglasses stands to her side, also looking up.

Confetti falls as a large bubble cow and the player character stand on stage. The player character is holding up a silver trophy with a cow's face engraved on it. He his wearing a blue zip jacket and a large plush cow head over his head.

#11 Story of Seasons: Grand Bazaar (PC, Steam) [Sept 29th]
I technically rolled credits at about 50 hours, but I'm at 80 now and plan on putting a couple hundred more in. I'm not even married yet!

Nothin' better to mop up some spaghetti sauce than a hunk of crusty garlic bread!

A Magical Project S screen featuring a Nintendo 64 looking system and the caption "Misao look! It's 64 but next generation hardware!"

Good morning

#MegaMan #ProtoMan #fanart #rubyspearsMegaman #rockman #art

Hollow Knight: Silksong

It looks like Dinosaur Field Station of NJ is closing and selling their Dino sculptures

Yes! I finally watched Superman last night and loved this Clark Kent!

YouTube video by struthless Alive Internet Theory

Source in alt-text above, but also here because I can never remember if alt-text is searchable.
"Hope is Punk" Screenshot from the video Alive Internet Theory by struthless on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIBU...

"Hope is Punk" with green forest background. Screenshot from the video Alive Internet Theory by struthless on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIBUGQ0aYnc

YouTube video by Foxhack - Set Top Games Gitaroo Man (Attract screen + Menu)

I didn't see anyone post Gitaroo Man yet, so legally, I must.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx1n...
The sexy "Oh, Gitaroo Man" voices always catch me by surprise.

I appreciate the encouragement from people on this-

So I'm opening a Ko-fi Fundraising Compaign on my page here: ko-fi.com/bobbeigh

Anything is appreciated towards building a new PC machine; or immediately procuring one outright if goal is met!

Even spreading the word would mean the world to me.

*toad super mario* Come inside to make your teammates stronger!