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@Shooblue23 Just a cis gay monkey, he/him. NSFW account. I'm 2^1 * 3^0 * 5^0 * 7^0 * 11^0 * 13^0 * 17^1. Just two primes this year! Icon by @ickyfig

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Latest posts by shooblue.bsky.social on Bluesky

Citrus is gonna make me experience it too.

05.11.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is, indeed, the worst! May you soon get the means to silence your temperamental noisemaker.

04.11.2025 09:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cumming in your pants is hot. Cumming in your friend's pants is even hotter.

03.11.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hasted!

18.10.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey me too! *high fives* Ow, my arm...

04.10.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm quite impressed with the OWL curriculum! It seems considerate and practical.

21.09.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man, you are really nailing these expressions, and the captions fit them perfectly. I may be a monkey, but it still activates my dog brain.

17.09.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hah! That sure is a "nice" number of hours they were going for! ...also almost five years.

16.08.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Clear instructions are super helpful for me in that context! Though I'd need help remembering what Jay Leno sounds like.

27.07.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Parkour!

Also, I miss Kecha Wacha.

04.07.2025 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember the follow up to this! So... pervertedly wholesome!

29.04.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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(By @ickyfig.bsky.social and @chubbyblue.bsky.social respectively!)

18.04.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*waves* 'alo babies.

12.04.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The medical applications! Truly a wondrous device.

06.04.2025 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aftercare is very important!

03.04.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, since it seems to be like World, for better or for worse, that'll be something they'll improve with time.

08.03.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It sounds like you really helped someone out though!

06.03.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does "breakfast" always mean "we put eggs on it I guess"?

24.02.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're vector kinks for the true kink! Like apple slices for peanut butter.

05.02.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 04.02.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Big fluffy balls and sheaths are also a plus!

16.01.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks potentially very comfortable!

13.01.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I grab on can I catch a ride?

23.12.2024 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cheerio my flared sir! (Also, that ain't tea.)

18.12.2024 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Neil is genuinely a musical genius. Also completely unhinged. Those may be related.

11.12.2024 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blossom dance!

20.11.2024 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oohhh, so TF seems like a means to your ends!

01.10.2024 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ohhh, it's got your colors!

15.09.2024 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It took me a few times of playing it for a bit, stopping for a while, and starting over, but Tunic is amazing!

23.08.2024 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mmmm, bitter!

15.08.2024 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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