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@goiaba.bsky.social

average artist / gamedev ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฑ

79 Followers  |  57 Following  |  21 Posts  |  Joined: 18.08.2023  |  1.7316

Latest posts by goiaba.bsky.social on Bluesky

still not at my 100% but im taking too long so im back already hi

05.02.2026 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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special delivery @tamagogangan.bsky.social

02.02.2026 04:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im feeling overwhelmed and emotionally drained with the games reception

i am ok but i am taking a break from the internet for a week or two

i will still work on bbb and commissions and everything, promise

27.01.2026 11:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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belladonna sketch ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ–ค from bad bitch blasters

17.01.2026 07:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i HAD to also ppst this very healthy and normal BBB review here, this picture is very impostant

21.12.2025 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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when someone makes an unfunny prom night joke in 2026

14.01.2026 06:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This is unironically my game of the year

25.01.2026 12:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

someone said it omg

20.01.2026 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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go play bad bitch blasters you can make a 31 year old woman do this

13.01.2026 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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intel from bad bitch blasters her smile must be protected at all costs

12.01.2026 06:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
screenshot of 5 steam games with 100% achievements. Bad Bitch Blasters, ICEY, Va-11 Hall-A Cyberpunk Bartender Action, Helltaker, and Frenzy Retribution.

screenshot of 5 steam games with 100% achievements. Bad Bitch Blasters, ICEY, Va-11 Hall-A Cyberpunk Bartender Action, Helltaker, and Frenzy Retribution.

Bad Bitch Blasters joins the illustrious FOUR other games on steam I have 100% achievement completion on.

07.01.2026 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's awesome being old enough to recognize and fully wear my tastes on my sleeve because i can say shit like "shadow generations was cool and as a fan who got in from the gamecube games i'm pretty satisfied, but it didn't move or wow me as much as Bad Bitch Blasters" and be entirely truthful in that

09.01.2026 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a screenshot from Bad Bitch Blasters edited so two party members are Vixi Bombae and Pecan.

"bad bitch blasters guest starrign pecan
jan 10th, 8pm EST. ttv/vixibombae"

a screenshot from Bad Bitch Blasters edited so two party members are Vixi Bombae and Pecan. "bad bitch blasters guest starrign pecan jan 10th, 8pm EST. ttv/vixibombae"

TOMORROW at 8pm EST

blam this piece of CRAP

playing some BAD BITCH BLASTERS with special guest @pecansan.bsky.social !!

only at twitch.tv/vixibombae

09.01.2026 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Bad Bitch Blasters is absolutely worth a few bucks.
Hee hoo vulgar=funny with... something that I did not expect.

09.01.2026 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bad Bitch Blasters screenshot - Jennyfer says "thats how we do it in this fuckshitter" with a slightly angry face.

Bad Bitch Blasters screenshot - Jennyfer says "thats how we do it in this fuckshitter" with a slightly angry face.

So true, bestie.

09.01.2026 08:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oooh boy... today we have something special in our RPGmaker Madness category!
7PM (GMT+1) we start with a game made by @goiaba.bsky.social!

09.01.2026 03:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sex with a titanfall 2 pro player must go crazy. just jumping off the wall, sliding in, and unloading.

05.01.2026 06:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

she might be a keeper hahahaha

05.01.2026 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i implore you all to please for the love of god play bad bitch blasters on steam

its 2 dollars and the hardest ive laughed at a game in years while being genuinely engaging i adore it

27.12.2025 09:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

never leave the bad bitch blasters ost playing in the background cause you never know when you might randomly be hit with "BRAZIL PENIS BOMB 666" and nearly scream out so loud your whole apartment can hear it

03.01.2026 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The main character from the game Bad Bitch Blasters.

The main character from the game Bad Bitch Blasters.

Iโ€™m actually down to the last three of my self imposed drawing challenge โ€œ100 games of Steam 2025โ€
Iโ€™ve done well to get this far with it, hopefully Iโ€™ll finish.

Todayโ€™s game is Bad Bitch Blasters.
#steam #BadBitchBlasters

27.12.2025 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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bbb sold 666 copies... truly unbelievable. the crazier part is that the reviews sit at 100% positive on steam. wtf is happening???

22.12.2025 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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i HAD to also ppst this very healthy and normal BBB review here, this picture is very impostant

21.12.2025 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bad Bitch Blasters Trailer
YouTube video by Goiaba Megas Xellox Bad Bitch Blasters Trailer

Was gonna stream art tonight, but my arm be hurtin like a motherfucker so uh.... what if we play something a lil more lowkey?
youtu.be/Ht3zc7L3j2Y

21.12.2025 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What a fucking videod game

21.12.2025 11:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Black Condemner Miranda

11.09.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 138    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Getting it from the back by a ghost with a strap on, call that Spirit HollowPeen.

06.10.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hello @flatface.bsky.social your review of studio system guardian angel convinced me to buy it

01.11.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MY GAME BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3 I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT IS TODAY'S DAILY DEAL!!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3191050/
#games #indiedev #gamedev #boomershooter #indie #fps #indiegame

22.09.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 126    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

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