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@flintnilf.bsky.social

pretty hate machine :: oft NSFW :: he/him

2,336 Followers  |  365 Following  |  4,353 Posts  |  Joined: 27.07.2023  |  2.103

Latest posts by flintnilf.bsky.social on Bluesky

such a skilled person; yet such a dumb person?

13.08.2025 13:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just remember when you write that nothing you could ever produce would be as stupid as Madonna's lyrics in "American Life"

13.08.2025 13:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

love how so many cool animals you look up end with "and humans hunted them to extinction"

13.08.2025 12:14 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sorry piss play is totally cool and all but could there be a less tasteful phrase in the world than "urinal cake"

13.08.2025 02:33 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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wow - subtle neon, Antoni

11.08.2025 21:42 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

i find your lack of prepuce disturbing

11.08.2025 14:56 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yeah that’s right, we are closing this Shake Shake DOWN; that’s how we roll

11.08.2025 03:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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just saw an Olympian in this crowd

11.08.2025 02:43 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sex on Sunday morning is great; it makes my hole weak

10.08.2025 13:48 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

i’m Inside Out-dad sexual

09.08.2025 21:30 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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if you need a $250 gift card for Candy Crush, you need to examine your fucking life

08.08.2025 23:19 — 👍 21    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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so rough

08.08.2025 21:38 — 👍 35    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

xoxo

02.08.2025 00:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

children will be so far behind without PBS; fuck that guy

02.08.2025 00:53 — 👍 31    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

saw a woman with a bumper sticker that read “all men are cremated equal”; what an absolute legend

30.07.2025 16:14 — 👍 17    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

i mean Pompeii was a great song but does Bastille really deserve a whole day

14.07.2025 20:00 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

as a crurophiliac i say thank you for this

14.07.2025 19:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Spongebob Nopants

14.07.2025 17:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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it's giving

14.07.2025 16:19 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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hey lads!

14.07.2025 14:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i love when those come about 90 seconds after the initial “hey”

14.07.2025 13:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😍

14.07.2025 12:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

happy Bastille Day; let's liberate the prisons

14.07.2025 12:05 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤴

14.07.2025 00:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

omw

14.07.2025 00:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

sex is just power snuggling

13.07.2025 21:31 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

hotter now

13.07.2025 17:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

to be fair, i would want to bite you as well 🙃

13.07.2025 12:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hello from Buffalo as well!

13.07.2025 12:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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