Mark, Rick, or Steve

o rly

That's something I can get behind. Or in front of. Or under. Or...
What sport is this again?

I was 8.

The kids are alright.

I didn't know I wanted it until I wanted it just now.

I wanna get ruined by your cock 'n' balls and I'm so gay...

#lifelessons

You do the jelly first.

Was kid rock busy or drunk?

Hey Border Czar Tom “Cava” Homan at @icegov.bsky.social:

You know my name. You know where I live because your agents tailed me home twice. I spent 5 hours today following them and will spend 5 hours tomorrow. Come put me on TV so I can tell the whole world what I’ve seen you do to my neighbors.

Melanie is so grateful

"Morale is plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports"

McIver’s case is expected to go to trial this year. By December, she had already racked up close to a million dollars in legal fees. Owing to House rules, the expenses have come out of her campaign funds, meaning that, in the months before her 2026 reëlection campaign, the money she’s raising will go almost exclusively toward her defense. “About five per cent of me regrets going that day,” she said. “Do I want to be hemmed up like this? My mom is worried to death. My husband’s stressed out. My nine-year-old is, like, ‘What the hell?’ ” But the government’s case, she went on, was meant “to slow me down and drain me of joy, and that’s why I’m so bent on it.”

McIver has spent $1M so far defending herself.

www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

Amen. After driving in Sicily for 2 weeks I never want to see another stop light. Just roll...

And well deserved mocking because it's so ridiculous.

Love her already.

“I understand that VP Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between VP Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.”

Masked federal agents removing crates of belongings from the ICE shooter's home

It should be bigger news that masked agents were filmed hours ago removing potentially inculpatory evidence from the ICE shooter's house, clearly lacking evidence tags or chain of custody stickers.

Before we have word on whether he underwent a toxicology screen at the hospital following the killing

"I will not be f*cking gaslit by these people. I will not calm down the rhetoric and tone it down....Jonathan Ross murdered her."

@timmiller.bsky.social on the new footage of the Renee Good shooting:

We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.

Time to Ask if Stephen Miller Has Authorized Assault and Murder of Peaceful ICE Observers - emptywheel Given how consistently Greg Bovino is at the scene of unjustified violence against ICE observers, including today's shooting, and given Bovino's refusal to answer whether Stephen Miller has given him ...

The invasion of MN is, I strongly believe, an attempt to create cause to invoke Insurrection Act.

It is a pivotal moment to attempt to discredit the goons or face civil war.

Greg Bovino's job, from day one, has been to create excuses to invade military.

www.emptywheel.net/2026/01/07/t...

Yes

trump did january 6th. republicans did january 6th. violent traitors did january 6th. they stormed the capitol, destroyed the building and threatened to kill members of congress. ashli babbitt was a violent insurrectionist. the capitol police protected people. these are truths we need to repeat.

Fry January where everything is crispy and crunchy and delicious.

I just threw away a very nice lidded box. I am an 52 year old adult man and I have finally taken control of my life. Please clap?

It was a very nice black box lined with felt.
#personalgrowth

Morning. I make no pretense of goodness.

Yeah. It's something alright. Keep it.

They barely tried.

I'm so against New Year's resolutions that I don't stop writing the wrong year for a few weeks.