Alph Drake's Avatar

Alph Drake

@keenengineer.bsky.social

Alph | Koppaite | He/Him | Fujoshi and Himejoshi | Poetry Enthusiast | Master's Degree in Engineering | Engie and Scout main | Fic writer | Jerma985 viewer Andy | AudHD

18 Followers  |  9 Following  |  108 Posts  |  Joined: 18.05.2025  |  1.6045

Latest posts by keenengineer.bsky.social on Bluesky

Okay

31.10.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Restart-Computer -ComputerName Hocotate Freight Ship -Wait -For PowerShell -Timeout 300 -Delay 2

31.10.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm older so I'm in charge now. Go to bed.

31.10.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep these antics up and I'll install bonzi buddy on your OS.

31.10.2025 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This means I'm the older one!!

30.10.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And you are still the one who posted about it. It could've been spoken about in private but nooo

30.10.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't post about it. You did.

30.10.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I kind of never want to see her again so I don't think I will tbh.

30.10.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fabricated screenshot. I would never be horny on main.

30.10.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't spoken to her in a year

30.10.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Weird as fuck.

30.10.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And who taught you how to say lol

24.10.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No, it was too easy. They aren't even trying anymore.

24.10.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Daily sudoku fucking sucked

24.10.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He's been trading illegal engine modifications for snacks and alcohol. Being so for real right now, why didn't I think of that. Way wider market than sonet requests.

06.10.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God forbid a man reacts with confusion

06.10.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What did I even DO

01.10.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Um.

30.09.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You wouldn't understand.

12.09.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No to this as well.

12.09.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do not have a sweat fetish. Stop asking me these inappropriate questions. Ask me about galvanised square steel instead.

12.09.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Please don't

12.09.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, sucks for them.

01.09.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck

01.09.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Um.

01.09.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What.

01.09.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I want some but he won't share

01.09.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yorkes been filling his water bottle with half vodka on long shifts and all I want to know is how the fuck can he afford that. We can't afford heating. Where is he getting that.

01.09.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Is it weird to like how your co worker smells. Asking for a friend

19.08.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not complaining.

18.08.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@keenengineer is following 9 prominent accounts