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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' Isaac Asimov. Pronouns: he/him/his

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Teen sprint star Gout Gout breaks Peter Norman's 56-year national 200m record At just 16, Gout Gout removes Peter Norman's national mark that had stood since 1968, producing a faster time than what Usain Bolt ran at the same age.

Faster than Usain Bolt at the same age. And he slowed down in the last 3 strides

www.abc.net.au/news/2024-12...

07.12.2024 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I found some Coca-Cola flavoured Oreos in Aldi. After trying them, I only have one question…

Why?

27.11.2024 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Congressional report on him must be absolute dynamite.

22.11.2024 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Frank Burns from the TV show MASH. Caption reads β€œA more credible doctor than Dr Oz

Frank Burns from the TV show MASH. Caption reads β€œA more credible doctor than Dr Oz

Name a better qualified doctor than Dr Oz

22.11.2024 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Opinion | Gaetz’s Withdrawal Means the Senate Passed Its First Test Trump failed to push Republicans past their red line.

Matt Gaetz didn’t even last a full Scaramucci. β€œβ€¦morals of a coked up bonobo…”

www.nytimes.com/2024/11/21/o...

21.11.2024 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Next week: β€œHow to use leftover ham in sandwiches for lunch”

20.11.2024 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hannibal Lecter as Director of the Bureau of Prisons?

20.11.2024 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats Maz, now take some time to relax with that big boy 😊

20.11.2024 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It seems there is no Dr Eli David, and that account is most likely deliberately trying to engineer online abuse.

20.11.2024 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He fell out the window.

At 35000 feet.

After his plane exploded.

Purely accidental.

24.08.2023 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pronunciation xkcd.com/2819

23.08.2023 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1152    πŸ” 170    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 29

Domestic cats are a huge problem in Australia too. Even worse, if they are not desexed they breed and the litters become feral. Feral cats are pretty much apex predators in Australia.

16.08.2023 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The anti-vax ex-dr Andrew Wakefield is back in a new podcast EXCLUSIVE: Wakefield, now in his 60s, was questioned about his current stance on vaccines in a new podcast hosted by Ahmad Malik, a surgeon who has discredited Covid jabs.

Remember how often Andrew Wakefield used to claim he "wasn't antivaccine"?https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-12319495/Disgraced-ex-doctor-cum-godfather-anti-vaxx-movement-Andrew-Wakefield-returns-old-tricks-Andrew-Wakefield-urging-parents-not-kids-jabs-new-podcast-sparking-fury-medics.html

23.07.2023 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love the idea of this, but it would require techbros to think ahead, and not have an attention span measured in nanoseconds. 🀣

25.07.2023 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of a police car in the foreground and the twitter headquarters in san francisco in the background. It appears the Twitter sign is in process of being dismantled and the ER of the word Twitter remains

A photo of a police car in the foreground and the twitter headquarters in san francisco in the background. It appears the Twitter sign is in process of being dismantled and the ER of the word Twitter remains

I guess Elon didn't get the permits to change the Twitter sign to "X", the cops shut it down, and now it just says

"Er"

Which feels right somehow.

24.07.2023 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1514    πŸ” 375    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 51

Not that I can see

24.07.2023 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to the cloudless skies Dr Jos @redruby17.bsky.social

23.07.2023 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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this is the fucking funniest thing i've ever read in my life

22.07.2023 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2347    πŸ” 557    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 29

I will object if you don’t.

13.07.2023 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep, and they all use β€œglobalist” as a code to hide behind. If you ask them to define β€œglobalist” they almost turn themselves inside out trying to avoid answering.

09.07.2023 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The C130 with RATO packs and skis was interesting too.

So was the thinking the since the F104 was intended as a high altitude interceptor and had such a high horizontal tail it should have a downward firing ejection seat.

09.07.2023 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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