@bobspaghet.bsky.social
Owen, 30, he/him Previously @thelionstirs on bird app
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Drac: I have to reveal this, Asia Consent has charmed me all season
10.12.2024 04:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Gobble gobble
29.11.2024 03:18 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bi4Bi lesbians
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06.11.2024 19:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Lmao
13.07.2024 02:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The worldβs most important C
19.02.2024 05:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
How long can I stand here before I should be worried about my health
29.12.2023 03:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
lets fucking go
29.12.2023 02:34 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Hi, Iβm Sam Handwich, owner and founder of Sam Handwichβs Ham Sandwiches. When my father gave me this name, I vowed to one day kill him. Iβve harnessed that anger into a passion for quality meat and deli products, and Iβm here today to tell you about our new spring menu
29.12.2023 02:10 β π 1435 π 344 π¬ 21 π 8
14.12.2023 04:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
He WHAT?
02.12.2023 00:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
You have been sentenced to death by ginger gooch
31.10.2023 00:28 β π 2769 π 583 π¬ 93 π 94
Headline from an SFGate article by Stephen Council: Every member of Bandcamp union bargaining team was laid off in huge cuts at Oakland firm
in case you were wondering π www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
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Good guy looking for a good girl = barely average, just your stereotypical basic scrote, looking for someone out of his league β’ Pam to my Jim - same as above β’ Meet amazing/ interesting people = I'm a social climber/ social snob, and unless you are in the "in" crowd of superficial people with fancy, well-paid jobs and from wealthy family/ bicoastal elites, don't bother β’ Devil or Angel/ Good Girl or Bad Girl = I'm into all kinds of deplorable kink, definitely porn sick serious Madonna/whore complex β’ Quiet/Shy/private/ low-key = definite cheater, porn addict and potentially a depraved serial killer β’ My family and friends mean everything = I have no mind of my own, I bow to the opinions and judgements of others. i will never stand up for you β’ Medical professional = hospital orderly β’ Law professional = paralegal β’ former attorney = disbarred β’ Former banker = fired/ couldn't cut it / burned out β’ On leave/ on sabbatical/ taking a break = unemployed β’ goal oriented = my only goal is t
Never say never = I don't care about your boundaries, I'mma still gonna push kink on you β’ Do things that scare you/ get out of your comfort zone = same as above β’ Adventurous = same as above β’ Executive = paper-pushing middle manager who makes the life of his employees miserable ( and yours too), overinflated ego and he will never make it to the C-suite as a real " decision-maker" β’ Mature = I'm far too old of a creeper for the women I try pursue, but I still act like a tantrum-throwing child β’ Professional = pointless & boring 9-5 corporate job, where I sit at a desk all day moving papers around β’ Hustler = thief/criminal/fraudster β’ I'I buy you French fries/ let you eat mine = I will never take you to a fine dining establishment β’ Anything ending w/ " Saurus" - stuck at the emotional development level of a 5 year old β’ Will give massages = I will touch you and invade your physical boundaries whether you like it or not β’ Need animal co-parent = Can't even handle being responsible for
Keep it real = I'm a disgusting, rude animal and don't know how to be a civilized human being β’ Living my best life = I have no regard for the feelings and needs of others. I'm super self-centered and selfish β’ Living the dream = I already peaked, and am resting on my laurels, its only going downhill from here on out, as I'm not looking to self-improve β’ Cool, calm & relaxed = emotional availability of a piece of cardboard β’ Enjoying everything life has to offer = unfaithful womanizer, always want the "new" girl β’ Well-read = read all of the Harry Potter or LOTR books β’ Take a chance on me = every other girlfriend has dumped me quick β’ Educated = I barely graduated from college after 6 years β’ Old fashioned = old-school misogynist, looking for ignorant (unliberated) trad-woman pick-me β’ Family -oriented = same as above, looking for a bangmaid, where I can do 0 household chores β’ God-fearing = same as above β’ Looking for a nice girl = similar as above, a pick-me who doesn't have the con
Perfectly imperfect = not willing to work on my weaknesses and improve myself β’ I am who I am = same as above, only dumber β’ World traveler = sex tourist β’ Curious = curious how much BS he can get away with β’ Love IPA = I'm a basic hipster with terrible job prospects β’ Down to earth = 0 personality and poor, lives in a hovel β’ Easy/Simple ( anything mentioning it) = 0 effort, O commitment, 100% flake β’ Optimist/ glass -half full = Can't handle difficult situations, can't handle conflict β’ Want to be around positive people = I'm an energy vampire and I can't sustain myself without mooching energy off others β’ Stolen quote = 0 creativity β’ My mother thinks I'm handsome = 100% whiny mama's boy β’ Rough around the edges = 0 social skills and not house-broken, live in my own filth β’ but clean up nice = have one ill-fitting suit t' hasn;t seen dry cleaning in ages. last worn f V wedding 5 years ago β’ housebroken = barely, expects treats for putting laundry in the hamper and not pissing on the
Reading the most fascinating post. Thereβs literally twice as many as these . Would be fascinated to know who this person matches with and what their profiles look like
12.10.2023 10:16 β π 75 π 3 π¬ 25 π 5
Oh no
17.10.2023 07:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0your tinctures are lame as hell dude. donβt bring your cart by my hovel again
16.10.2023 14:06 β π 914 π 229 π¬ 11 π 3Man I guess thatβs on me for having hope based on Bidenβs statements over the weekend lol
16.10.2023 17:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Boyposting hours
16.10.2023 17:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Rip to a real one
16.10.2023 17:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Right to return, you say? www.cbsnews.com/news/nationa...
15.10.2023 17:46 β π 453 π 94 π¬ 24 π 7
Just wait
www.salon.com/2003/10/27/a...
Haaretz story Likud Minister Formulates Emergency Regulations to Imprison Citizens Who 'Harm National Morale' Communications Minister Karhi is promoting regulations that would allow him to direct police to arrest civilians, remove them from their homes, or seize their property if he believes they have spread information that could harm national morale or served as the basis for enemy propaganda
15.10.2023 17:09 β π 85 π 24 π¬ 5 π 6Lol, are you gonna cry about how mean people are being while you sit in your home with all amenities provided to you
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