@rascalcook.bsky.social
Really leaning into my disaffected artist lifestyle. Talking about food, booze, nerd stuff. They/Siad
Worst date ever
14.02.2026 15:58 β π 271 π 23 π¬ 9 π 4yea i work out. im trying to work out how i can own a home in this economy.
12.02.2026 22:24 β π 4674 π 351 π¬ 91 π 15you missed the best one
12.02.2026 16:20 β π 3095 π 722 π¬ 17 π 11The wild emotional turmoil of leaving Magdalena bay and checking the 6 nation scores is really rough on me and the four other people who like rugby at this gig.
05.02.2026 23:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh is that right? Is that right????
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The Kent Coarse/fine split comb is actually great for quinoa and other crumbs without catching in the beard uncomfortably and is a decent shaper as well.
28.01.2026 21:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Look I'm a fan of a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, it's already a lot of fun, but like, George isn't writing any more until the winds of winter is getting finished so we're at most getting like, three seasons before this goes downhill fast because a winds of winter will not be out this decade.
28.01.2026 21:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Day three of my promotion:
I've accidentally become important at work and it's ruining my life.
black t shirt with two hands holding brushes like knives, and the motto "love miniatures, hate fascism"
STREAM TIME!
New CK3 run starts next week. In the meantime, my new @fenrisgames.com t-shirt has arrived! So let's listen to ambient music, paint minis and try Global Hobbies' new pattern stamp cards twitch.tv/gariusthebrit #nerdlings
Niamh Smyth meeting X as we speak.
Confusion as to what exactly has been said to her - Taoiseach initially appears to say he understands they told her Grok as an app would be disabled but later clarified that he meant Grokβs edit image function on Xβ¦
Save me, ridiculously detailed art nouveau door
Ridiculously detailed art nouveau door, save me
#sketching
Dear gamers, This past Thursday at the Hard Drive Game Awards Presented by Call of Duty Black Ops 7, we awarded Clair Obscur Expedition 33 with the very prestigious and coveted Best Game That Would Be Improved By The Complete Annihilation Of Its Fanbase However, it has come to our attention that some members of its fan base are actually AI bots, which is against our strict guidelines. We we not informed of this when they submitted the game for consideration. In light of this development, we have no choice but to strip Clair Obscur of the award. In the interest of fairness, the game that received the second most amount of votes will now be honored with this award instead. With that in mind, we would like to congratulate Wordle for winning Best Game That Would Be Improved By The Complete Annihilation Of Its Fanbase! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
This past Thursday was the Hard Drive Game Awards Presented by Call of Duty Black Ops 7.
While the show was a great success, unfortunately, some things have come to light about one of our winners, and we had to make a hard decision.
Look I don't care once big iron started playing I was absolutely locked the fuck in on Fallout Season 2 they got me good.
19.12.2025 20:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Walking through Stansted with a few kilos of Rooney in a suitcase which I drop in front of Greggs while my contact drops an identical suitcase full of banknotes. We do the switch without making eye contact.
27.11.2025 22:28 β π 63 π 21 π¬ 3 π 0
in case of maritime emergency escape crocodile will deploy. Please remove shoes and leave all luggage behind
www.oglaf.com/buoyancy/
16.11.2025 13:17 β π 2195 π 602 π¬ 12 π 15Her strudel was very good though so who can really tell
16.11.2025 00:33 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Always repost ska Oscar Isaac.
14.11.2025 23:20 β π 333 π 112 π¬ 11 π 1you heard em π«‘
13.11.2025 14:29 β π 174 π 32 π¬ 2 π 0Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancΓ©βs office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and itβs gibberish that doesnβt have a solution
12.11.2025 11:02 β π 2633 π 427 π¬ 42 π 35Women saved Star Trek, women put together the first Star Trek con, women put together the zines and wrote the fanfic (and decided Kirk & Spock should be together and that ship was called Kirk/Spock and "slash" is literally a thing because of that slash). I could go onβ
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For Sale: Spartan Armor, Lightly Worn. Selling to Help Save Multi-Trillion Dollar Company
25.10.2025 12:24 β π 283 π 37 π¬ 3 π 0
curated meme by Holodeck Four with text and image; text reads: i hate the puzzle piece yo can we change the autism symbol to this; image is a silver and gold TNG era Starfleet insignia comm badge
(reposting with alt text)
24.10.2025 00:22 β π 185 π 25 π¬ 5 π 0Love this country sometimes, honestly!
I'll be writing to the Electoral Commission suggesting that every polling station has tea and cakes in future
A picture of a foggy street
Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage
20.10.2025 08:35 β π 9179 π 1399 π¬ 85 π 44hang this in the louvre (there's room now)
20.10.2025 02:57 β π 7618 π 652 π¬ 56 π 19Got hit with a service charge when we were out for apres work drinks last night. For six people, in like, a normal bar. Not even a tourist bar, not in temple bar, just a pub that also has food. I feel violated.
18.10.2025 12:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Any dictionary can be a pocket dictionary with big enough pants.
15.10.2025 20:41 β π 2355 π 389 π¬ 89 π 57
Super sad to hear that #80s icon and artist Drew Struzan has passed away at the age of 78. Super talented. He was the illustrator of our childhood dreams! RIP Drew!
15.10.2025 02:08 β π 183 π 39 π¬ 4 π 1
ultra magnus recoils at small talk, he's just like me fr fr
14.10.2025 12:42 β π 126 π 22 π¬ 6 π 2
