@slowblink.bsky.social
HAhahahahahahaaaaa
Just discovered Brave browser can have vertical tabs on the right. Byebye Chrome & Edge
22.02.2026 03:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Over the past two weeks I've been waking up with my left eye completely blind for 10-60 seconds. The vision returns but it's concerning, so I went to the optometrist. Evidently I have very high interocular pressure in my left eye; scheduled a full-dilation exam to check for optic nerve damage. ugh.
21.02.2026 19:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There was some chatter today but no specifics
20.02.2026 05:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0More "performance-based" stealth layoffs at the day job today. We're a week away from annual performance reviews. I hate this.
20.02.2026 02:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0My new thing is purposely defining LOL as anything but Laugh Out Loud. Lots Of Love, Loads Of Light, Lampreys Out Lolligagging, etc
19.02.2026 03:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I approve.
18.02.2026 20:47 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A cat in a tie standing outside an industrial building labeled "Long Day Factory" hoping they don't have a long day at the Long Day Factory
e'ry day... sigh
18.02.2026 03:20 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Invasion of Astro-Hamster aka Godzilla vs. Hamster Zero
16.02.2026 04:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just so you know, there is a riff... www.rifftrax.com/charade
15.02.2026 05:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0poop
13.02.2026 22:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I like it very much! HAhahahahahahaaaaa
13.02.2026 01:30 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I think Olympic speed skating competitions should end with all competitors engaging in a fencing battle using their skates (still on their feet). #olympics #speedskating #iamnotcrazyyouaretheonewhoiscrazy
11.02.2026 04:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I like it very much!
11.02.2026 03:34 β π 34 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0woooooo!
09.02.2026 04:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i chimpan-see what u did there
08.02.2026 18:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Those eyes! Those lips! Those... nose!
07.02.2026 06:01 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just backed RiffTrax Makes MST3K! β Four NEW episodes in 2026! on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
02.02.2026 18:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0shut up and take my money
02.02.2026 18:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0your mom's favorite oatmeal
30.01.2026 15:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0TIL Godzilla shaves
29.01.2026 22:35 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0TIL Godzilla shaves
29.01.2026 22:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As far as sci-fi films starring Sylvester Stallone and Rob Schneider go, Demolition Man is far superior to Judge Dredd
24.01.2026 07:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A photo of the Doctor Who Blu-ray of "The Brain of Morbius"
ITS MORBIN' TIME #morbius #brainofmorbius #morbintime #everybodymorb #morb
22.01.2026 23:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0welp, too late for me (lol). Luckily it hasn't happened again in all that time
22.01.2026 04:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Had shingles in my 30's, it sucked, just became old enough to get the jab "for free" and got it done as soon as I could. Its a two-shot process, getting jab 2 in March!
22.01.2026 03:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Maclunkey
21.01.2026 03:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I thought the Marty Supreme just had pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions, mushrooms, and black olives on it?
20.01.2026 05:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0every day now I wake up and immediately check to see if we are a> at war with Europe and/or b> in a new civil war.
please, make it STOP.