vampire hag 🦇 tukru

allegedly making a new zine for this 👋

i've been looking at buying the pattern and even some red yarn (i hate wearing red so i don't have any)

a drawing of classic coin purse shaped purse with rainclouds in white on black print

i drew my purse for reasons (a new zine?) 👛

people are apparently v easily amused on the not fandom side of this app today 🍺 maybe i should go to the pub more often

what on earth is happening

photo of a pint of orchard on a table in a pub beer garden

today i only realised that i had a 2.20pm appointment with the nurse at 2.14 (because i opened my bullet journal and saw the reminder there. still made it more or less on time somehow) so afterwards i treated myself to a pint at the pub.

finally fucking got it, only took a whole ass fucking week. deleting it all as we speak 🫡

i'm over here trying to finish a gift fic that's due tuesday and feeling defeated cos i was aiming for 6969 words but oops i don't have an end yet and it's 6 words short of 7k

so i felt like complaining about twitter one more time at 3.40am on a sunday night/monday morning 👍

while i had like 45k in the main. what the fuck is taking so long? is it just to annoy me one more time by not being a functional website?? the tweetXer slow delete option (where you don't apparently need the data to delete) doesn't even work with that account either 😭

twitter truly is the worst. i finally got the request data thing to work the other day and the file for @kissakerho cleared out like the next day and i've nuked every tweet in that bad boy but i'm somehow still waiting for the data for the distro account. it has been 4 days, it only has 1.5k tweets,

Ew gross i have to go to the job centre IN PERSON on Thursday AT 9AM? (just cos i reported myself as self employed? this loft treasure eBay bullshit is getting more annoying every day) ugh i guess i have to start practicing going to bed / getting up early in preparation for this ):

a painting of a woman laying in a bed with a blue blanket and a white pillow ALT: a painting of a woman laying in a bed with a blue blanket and a white pillow

gotta love low key waking up worse every morning this year so far 👍 today i got up at 2pm (after sleeping on the sofa between 6 and 9am cos my cough was being annoying) with chapped AF lips AND fresh cold sore.

just take me behind the sauna if this continues much longer ):

looks like i'm gonna start a new year being sick (again) and also rearranging the kitchen (we have a new airfryer and kettle coming in tomorrow, but obvs I ain't doing shit while i'm sick and I only woke up like this today) 😭

i need iplayer to stop trying to make me watch keeping up with krystal versace every week cos it ain't gonna fuckin happen.

a digital drawing of a gray cat with a capped eye and studded collar, leaning forward and bleeding from the nose. It looks at the viewer with defiance or determination. Text around it says “get killed eight times/ come back nine”. The red border around the image has two cars, arrows, knives, and poison bottles, numbered to match its deaths.

Keep Trying
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picture of a bearded person wearing a mandalorian / star wars t-shirt, holding up two large resealable bags. one is full of teenage mutant ninja turtles figures from the 1990's and the other is full of accessories that go with them.

loft treasure update:

turtles and turtle accessories

Two panel comic of a person with glasses looking down at an open book. First panel reads: I think I might be bad at this. In the second panel they are scribbling in the book with a pencil. Text reads: I’m gonna do it anyway

Nothin else for it

my partner standing in the bathroom, on one side there is a bath tub still full of toys, in front of him there's a box full on toys and on the other side of him there's toys hanging from a clothes airer

how it's going

a bath tub full of 90s toys, covered in suds. it looks like they are floating face down in soapy water, but nothing is actually floating, there's that many of them

the bath tub full of toys with the water drained out. they fill half of the tub almost to the top.

today my partner is giving some of the loft treasure a bath. next step, sorting it out by franchise i guess?

(i'm supposed to sell all this shit on eBay, halp)

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an issue of Red Dwarf smegazine (magazine) issue 5, July 1992

the back cover of the same red dwarf magazine featuring Rimmer dressed in a red gingham dress & bonnet with pigtails, holding the penguin hand puppet Mr. Flibble, from Quarantine (red dwarf V, episode 4)

today's loft treasure 🐧

there's five of them and im gonna assist one of them on halloween 👻

like i illustrated & laid out a booklet of ghosts for the neighborhood Halloween trail! big boy illustration job, dream gig really. and then there's all the fandom shit i do, stuffs been due this and last month and well next month too

i'm sickkkkkkk (have been all week) and just sitting up has lead to me feeling worse the next day so i've been spending all day in bed and i'm getting really bored and I've also accepted that this year there will be no new dress for halloween this year but in my defense i've been busy, with things!

I do but on the fandom side where everyone's much more active and it's also nowhere near as cranky as twitter was and muting & blocking actually works. i just prefer the short text format to instagram etc but screaming into a void is kinda unfun, I don't even open this side that much ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i booked a bat tattoo for Nov 1st with a new artist and i'm absolutely buzzing cos it's been like *checks past Friday 13ths* EIGHT YEARS??? about fucking time I get stabbed

some flag shaggers went around and hung up half mast england flags on all the street lights along the main road at like 4am on sunday morning (my brother in law saw them with their ladder on his way to work) and walking into town yesterday felt gross and i'm still pissed off about it.

it's not just the windows 10 being discontinued, that machine is 10+ years old and has been dying for the last 3 (it's been less of a crisis issue since i got the iPad & draw on that)