Jason Hawver

Live your life in such away that your brutal murder illicitness the barest amount of sympathy.

I’m having a hard time distinguishing my seasonal depression from my regular depression.

Finally turning 25, eh?

All I want for Christmas is peace on earth and good will towards man. Just kidding, I want board games.

If I leave now I can be there by Thanksgiving!

So when are we going to play?

Then once people know about the multiple endings, they could reveal there are secret endings that can only be seen by watching it on specific days or number of times… gamification.

I’m surprised that, in this age of streaming, no movie has stolen Clue’s gimmick and have a different random ending load each time someone watches it. They could not reveal this until people start arguing about how the movie ends online in order to go viral.

I’m certain we could get them to sing When Doves Cry by Prince. Wouldn’t even be hard.

I’d not actually posted anything here yet. But it makes my heart happy to see so many people I love and admire make the switch.