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Porsha’s fake crying and whisper baby talk during the sit down would’ve made me raise my voice so hard. Shamea is better than me. #RHOA

It’s sort of fucking insane how many zoomers are on TokTik complaining about shows now starting at 7pm like have they ever fucking gone to a show.

In other words, the queers are so overwhelmingly fabulous that it drove straight people insane

I really love #theLastofUs for a lot of reasons but a big one is I can actually see what the fuck is happening unlike some other Max shows starring dragons and bad wigs.

He is realllly doing it for me lately.

Yo Gabba Gabba being the biggest stars at Coachella and everyone freaking out over them is healing something in me I didn’t know was broken.

The world is absolute shit but there has to be something good happening if we allowed a fucking weirdo theater kid like Lady Gaga to be one of the absolute best pop stars in history. That set was legendary! #Coachella

Fucking thrilled the White Lotus is finally over so yall can go back to being regular annoying instead of oh my god for the love of Christ shut the absolute fuck up annoying.

I’m a Kenya fan, I am and what Brit did was completely out of line. But that shit at the salon was nasty. Sorry girl. #RHOA

Thought about Joss Stone for the first time in like 20 years today, thought I was having a stroke.

Felt like today was a great day to unfollow Evan Ross Katz on all platforms.

Bloop.

Husband and I got Gaga tickets for Toronto and I may just whoopsie and stay for forever.

Sorry yall but the White Lotus is fucking boring this season and the only reason anyone liked it before was because of Jennifer Coolidge. It’s completely adrift is a cycle of white people doing bad and everyone else cleaning up after them. Yawn and pass! Text me when the Last of Us starts.

Girls in ATL post on their ig stories like “take me back” and it’s just a video of them from last night blacked out at a hookah bar.

Vegas this weekend after I just recovered from NOLA.

Shouting into the void, but #SummerHouse desperately needs gay roommates. Imagine Kyle and Jesse pulling that bullshit in front of some Hell’s Kitchen demon twinks. Kyle would literally puke blood! I need it, Andy!!

The whole reason we’re here is because a bunch of immature little fucks (mostly men) were mad they couldn’t say f*ggot and r*tard without getting yelled at and they thought T*ump was funny and didn’t affect them so they voted for him as a joke. You’re friends with people like this and so am I!

Because they aren’t fucking babies?

Quite literally changed my life.

I knew it was gonna be Unholy but what if it had been Latch?! #DragRace

Gen Z are just Boomers but without money and less rhythm.

God, I fucking hate Greg. #M2M

Str*ight men will post the same Kendrick Lamar song on their stories every week, sit back and say “yes”.

Gen Z saying Gaga is “reheating nachos” meanwhile having a complete fucking meltdown if they have to respond to an email.

I can’t explain how much I love Mayhem and how happy I am that there is still a place in the world for Lady Gaga.

Just saw some gay’s ig story with the caption “GIVE HER AN OSCAR” and it was a picture of someone from Severance lmao.

Every straight couple in Atlanta.

lol not Poorit. #RHOBH