Jack Yeo

When it's pancake day and Chinese new year

And my team (in my absence) tonight got the win that ensured our non-relegation from Div 1! Great night for the parish!

Currently the 3rd most improved player in QLL this season!

Took 5 seconds off my time per 800m lap, and according to the official stats, my pace improved by... 1 second per km. Make it make sense.

(Picture for attention)

I bet it's really uncomfortable to sleep wearing the traitors shield.

Nitro on The Ring 😇

If I was on Gladiators, and they asked me at the start which ones I wanted to go against, I would be like "I want to go against Giant. On Unleash."

Ooh I was with you until the end

I realised too late that it was a typo and it was meant to say "baits", and now I have been asked to leave the facility.

Whenever I go into Salad Project and I see the menu divided into "Salads" and "Protein Boxes", there is a small part of me that goes "Ah yes, the two genders."

When I get an advert on Duolingo where the characters try to convince me to buy premium, I'm like "Oh so you CAN speak English when you're trying to sell me something and yet you CHOOSE to speak to me in Greek the rest of the time?" Seems a bit rude.

Happy Valentine's Day! We celebrated by spending the morning locked in a series of rooms.

Heated Rivalry spin off but it's about the only two straight figure skaters

I'm now back to running solid blocks without walking breaks, and I wanted to push myself run at a pace equivalent to a 30 minute 5k, but I didn't expect to hit my target *that* precisely.

'Brilliant Weston Wins Skeleton Gold' sounds like the title of a children's book about a pirate.

If this commentator has kids, they will be cringing.

Just as homoerotic though.

They made the sport from Heated Rivalry into a real thing.

Wouldn't you? 😨

Don't tell JK Rowling!

Just when you think these 2 can't get any more cursed... The Whale soundtrack 🤮🤮🤮

Two Mr Blobbies on an ice rink

I only just learned that at this Olympics, every duo in the ice dancing had to do a 90s themed routine. It was actually part of the rules of the competition - hence team GB doing the spice girls megamix. Knowing that, I think an opportunity was missed.

Hunter S. Thompson's less successful sequel, Fear And Alienation At The Co-op.

Wiki's list of Choux pastry dishes needs to take a cold shower.

Shout out to Arrow's impossibility theorem, gotta be one of my favourite impossibility theorems.

If, as it's being suggested, yesterday was about Anas Sarwar supporting Wes Streeting in an attempted coup, does that make it, at least in part, a highland coup?

Oh sure, you lose the curling final and suddenly you're anti-ice.

She got her stage name from an episode of the chase!

Oh sure, you lose the curling final and suddenly you're anti-ice.

If, as it's being suggested, yesterday was about Anas Sarwar supporting Wes Streeting in an attempted coup, does that make it, at least in part, a highland coup?