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My Biomedical Degree is still useless btw Schlocking about movies and games https://schlockmasters.com/

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unfortunately, computers killed video games

23.02.2026 05:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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what kinda rhythm game is that, like a bossa nova beat?

22.02.2026 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 945    ๐Ÿ” 350    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

but he can go apeshit sometimes so it works

23.02.2026 04:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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been playing the ps2 brave fencer musashi game and it is sloppy as fuck. the range for the lock on feels extremely sloppy despite it being the core mechanic.

but also it feels a bit more like ocarina than i expected and musashi looks like this. very little "suck" here

23.02.2026 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

something that metroid could actually learn from modern zelda is the willingness to throw old tools away in favor of different tools. both dread and prime 4 still deify the normal suite of power ups with little new.

dread gets a pass because of the aeon stuff but prime 4? nah

23.02.2026 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think their competitive games have been firing on all cylinders oddly enough. Kirby and Fever especially have been shockingly excellent.

Outside Bananza, we need THAT single player game that'll really set the tone for the Gen.

22.02.2026 05:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you never realize how tough it is being a public desi person

i'm bengali and these are our desi champions fuck me man

22.02.2026 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think the megadrive is the funniest case of this to me cause they really made the system with the intention of "we gotta rival the famicom and pc engine!" to quickly changing that purpose to "we gotta rival the super famicom!" within the span of like... three years

21.02.2026 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 673    ๐Ÿ” 245    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

me, my wife, and the AI apparently

22.02.2026 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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There's so much to learn from Zelda, even 40 years later Zelda's ability to endure over decades is a miracle

Wrote some words for Zeldaโ€™s 40th anniversary about games as folk tales, and why Zelda can endure for so long while other long/running series so often end up tying themselves up in narrative knots. Always love thinking about games as foundations. www.polygon.com/zelda-40th-a...

22.02.2026 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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I am hearing that Geoff Keighley received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada during the last Game Awards. He said Allah looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad (PBUH) is his prophet!

20.02.2026 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 632    ๐Ÿ” 170    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

well see the problem is that you are comparing games to god's gift to earth S3K

21.02.2026 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I went to see Morbius 5 days in a row
YouTube video by Eddy Burback I went to see Morbius 5 days in a row

a youtuber once said that an eddy burback video is just as good as as any DCOM (disney channel original movie)

they were right

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqAx...

21.02.2026 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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he was a gamer!

21.02.2026 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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yea yea switch cucks

meet me when you can play a real pokemon game

21.02.2026 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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he really made sure those gross japanese games didn't get released

like this pervert game

21.02.2026 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

10 years ago we had phil, reggie, and layden, now we smoke that reggie til we have our phil and have to layden ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”

20.02.2026 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 334    ๐Ÿ” 72    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

mario killer thank you todd mcfarlane

21.02.2026 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spencer retiring is, like, okay, he's been signaling that for a few years.

Bond not getting his job and instead leaving the company is imo the big story. Something went down there.

20.02.2026 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 531    ๐Ÿ” 65    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

a different sort of, more ancient evil

21.02.2026 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so what happens to that kojima xbox game

21.02.2026 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

still waiting on that totk video

21.02.2026 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Expedition 33 could NEVER have a boss theme like this

17.02.2026 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he was a fan of hexen! and nintendo switch!

21.02.2026 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of three men standing next to each other with one wearing a purple headband ALT: a group of three men standing next to each other with one wearing a purple headband

monosoft is still using animation rigs from the wii in their games lmao

sometimes they just look that good

21.02.2026 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well nintendo also just releases video games and is only a video game company

yea they do theme parks and movies too but they aren't a tech company

21.02.2026 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm gonna miss phil spencer prostrating himself to the japanese playerbase so they can get 12 more xboxes sold in the region by showing gundam in forza

"konnichiwa minna-san"

he kept getting better too!

21.02.2026 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we're gonna get some mileage out of this

20.02.2026 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 817    ๐Ÿ” 232    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reading this news on an Xbox (my phone)

20.02.2026 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just play the game how you want! It's so easy to just live in your own life ๐Ÿ˜‚

20.02.2026 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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