anxious millennial catboy

it would be very funny if viera had tails that were only visible when the ears are hidden. like you pull one end out and the other retracts

(still trying to dodge getting spoiled but I did peek at a guide long enough to check if this was like a go in, bounce off, regroup type thing but it doesn't appear to be)

the issue is that what could have been plot-relevant excuses to go around and re-explore the world a bit were solved in a cutscene so instead of like 'shore up your strength before we go' it's 'head in' or 'fuck off'

taking a break from ex33 tonight but I feel like I should have left off earlier last night bc my stopping point is in the Danger Zone ('you can do side stuff or just go straight to the last zone' but I end up at the secret third thing: putting it down where it slips into the adhd abyss)

hi I went in a game hole playing Expedition 33 so I've been aggressively offline

I'm still in the game hole I just popped in to mention it

we assume the ancients were huge because of their comparison to other xiv characters but what if they're the ones that are normal scale and everyone else in xiv is very small. consider that none of the records of the other planets meteion's sisters visited were like "holy shit giant bird girl"

I did eventually get to play and finish msq but all the running around beforehand + up late gaming has my body in full 'absolutely fucking not' mode today 💀

wow I'm glad I slept (to the extent that I could), I haven't been able to play yet today bc Some Bullshit has reared its head and needs dealing with in a timely manner lmao

the largest mood

my dumb tired modpilled ass saw the phrase 'for medium races' and was like wtf are those I've only ever seen 'for talls'

I did manage to nap a bit since then but god I'm so wrung out x_x

wasn't sure if I was going to wind up in the "playing patch as soon as maint ends bc you're still awake" zone but today fate said 'no the fuck you aren't' because I was up late and right as I was about to go to sleep they started working on the floors upstairs with power tools

a series of pictures of what is certainly a fake or CGI bird dunking itself in a fountain pouring melted chocolate

post from tumblr: I AM SO SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THAT I WILL UNFOLLOW THE FUCK OUT OF YOU IF I SEE YOU REBLOGGING THAT PHOTO-SET OF THE COCKATOO COVERED IN CHOCOLATE That is not funny That is not cute It is animal abuse BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason. You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that. And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate you and can only wish upon you the most painful and awful death imaginable.

response to the previous post: I just want to point out that no one is forcing the bird into the chocolate No one pulled the damn thing in In fact it fully appears to be waddling into the fountain by its damn self Calm the hell down chocolate is not the damn same as chocolate Its just a bird making a mistake and it’s fucking funny It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint fucking christ response: Oh good. I was waiting for some moron to try and defend this. Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually walk into it. That animal still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

Guys those photos were fake, it was CGI, it was from that adam sandler movie jack an Jill

bluesky definitely has the juice but i’m still waiting for THIS amount of juice to appear

prince rollin up, cuntamari damacy

ngl you're part of the reason I said 'fuck it' and went for it lol

hand with painted nails

hand facing up to reveal a streak of smudged nail polish down one finger

found out a decent percentage of my stash is still usable so impulse took over (to the extent that I'm not actually sure I have nail polish *remover* in the house)

hell yeah

okay I have a pattern for the 20cm nui with proper limbs and etc but does anyone know a good free pattern/tutorial for the little 10cm starfish guys? I kinda want to warm up on something smaller

skate with oven mitts on problem solved

little guy charms of howling blade, momo, and koana

momo's boyfriends arrived in the mail (all charms by @/deckitout.bsky.social)

noooo I hope things get better soon

every year I check my age against the big npc age chart and this year it's:
- Papalymo
- Merlwyb
- X'ruhn Tia

it's both in-game and the anniversary of his creation (five years!). when I first made him I gave him my birthday (7/31) until I felt like not overlapping them anymore and realized the irl connection with 7/30

image in the style of the arcadion "next opponent!" screens featuring momo and the silhouette of a spriggan. the backdrop is a dumpster next to a staircase in solution nine

momo taking a selfie on their island sanctuary

momo taking a photo of the cornservant

a tote bag printed with a collage of momo images including edits of the three prior ones

it's momo's nameday! late-day post bc I have been sleepy

umineko real

though there were a couple moments in the escape rooms that drove me up a wall not because of puzzle difficulty but because of the game being obtuse/unintuitive.

finished No Sleep for Kaname Date over the course of a couple days and it was pretty good. need to go back and check out bonus stuff/hunt for alternate endings (I only found the most obvious one).

this is an 'OVA' type vibe and not 'new season' if that makes sense.

YIKES!!!!!! thank you for sharing this wlswarts!

copying this from the tumblr post for reference

he's qwoppin