for the last time adobe i would not like you to do a generative ai summary of my train ticket qr code

How does it cost $60 to break a lightbulb

BBC story: "Father Ted co-creator Graham Linehan has been arrested at Heathrow Airport on suspicion of inciting violence in relation to his posts on X."

BBC story: "The Metropolitan Police says it will no longer investigate non-crime hate incidents to allow officers to "focus on matters that meet the threshold for criminal investigations". The announcement came as the Met confirmed it was dropping a probe into Father Ted creator Graham Linehan after he was arrested at Heathrow Airport on suspicion of inciting violence in posts on X. Mr Linehan was arrested by five officers on 1 September after arriving on a flight from the US, sparking a backlash from some public figures and politicians. The Crown Prosecution Service said it had decided no further action should be taken in the writer's case following a "careful review" of the evidence supplied by police. In a statement on Monday addressing non-crime hate incidents, a Metropolitan Police spokesperson said it "understands the concern" around the case. "The commissioner has been clear he doesn't believe officers should be policing toxic culture war debates, with current laws and rules on inciting violence online leaving them in an impossible position," the spokesperson said."

Curious how the Graham Linehan story is being spun, including by the BBC. He was arrested on suspicion of the criminal offence of inciting violence; but the BBC is now conflating his incitement with a "non-crime hate incident".

[talking to a child] if you eat too many oreos Dr Chris van Tulleken will appear and not leave until he's successfully defined 'ultra-processed' in a way that isn't just 'any food that's been verbed'

Diane Keaton's best film? I'd probably have to go with Francis Ford Coppola's 1972 classic, "The Godfather". Five stars, for me!

The nobel prize for everything goes to whoever invents a plant based burger the size of a normal burger bun

"LATEX CONDO. Boy, I'd like to live in one of those."

"some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily execute civilians" says today's New York Times, continuing their long tradition of whitewashing fascism

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

So there are people who think you should be able to stay in the UK if you have a job... unless that job is specifically in the NHS?

Great that he's put "he wouldn't" rather than "you wouldn't". Hard to disagree. Rooney couldn't score that overhead kick today, either

Onion cartoon of the Statue of Liberty crying

www.theguardian.com/football/202...

The Paper isn't The Office yet, pretty clear they made it a 'spinoff' just for the ads as it adds nothing to the show, it is very watchable though

sign further down saying "these flags hung by 'the rainbow project', to reclaim our flags in the name of british values of diversity and tolerance, please don't remove!". Throw in some childish stick men at the bottom so it looks cute

Just went, say hi to this guy for me

You don't think they're...

["the frogurt is also cursed"] the negative joker is an eternal rental

Eps 4-6: all excellent, Emmy vibes, the second-best animation of all time is back, and building on the original

New King of the Hill three eps in: with characters this warm and strong you can't really miss (though far too much Dale, not enough Bill). Has the same pace issues as every stream reboot but it'll work through, definitely one of the better ones

Hank Hill canonically struggled to vote for GWB because he had a limp handshake

i think it would be sad when rutger hauer dies in blade runner even if he hadn't seen cool stuff

On Twitter this would have been a three-day war

It was obvious someone would mention that the floor remains but the door disappears. Doorgone conclusion

The Lioness' win will inspire a generation, but most importantly of all, it'll inflate the price at which your favourite club can sell its women's team to their own shell company as part of desperate financial shenanigans

this must be the large language model everyone's talking about

Please don't scroll past! If everyone using this country gave $150,000, we could end this fundraiser today

All the writers jumping on "give one like, get one opinion" because it's the only way writers can still get paid upfront

You can all share your opinions whenever you want, because Jesus gave us all "one like" -- the greatest Like of all

WE GOT ONE

This Paris pub quiz was going pretty well until the "name the Metro line from the blurred map" picture round, 10 points, we never got around to using the Metro