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Across The Hog Line, With John Cullen | Defector It’s a strange thing to have a sports fandom that operates on something like the same life cycle as a cicada, but I do, and curling is that sport. Even by the standards of Olympic sports that I…

Across the hog line, with John Cullen: defector.com/across-the-h...

19.02.2026 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI consider mids loud.”

19.02.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 198    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0

I applaud Swerve for realizing Kenny Omega can be hurt in places other than the diverticulitis

19.02.2026 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 131    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I once went to KFC and they told me their fryers weren’t working so they didn’t have any chicken and did I still want anything, and I was like wtf do they even mean? like a Pepsi and loose corn?

18.02.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 663    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 1

JT Miller lost a board battle to Zibanejad that led directly to the goal, btw. Pretty funny!

18.02.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

I see trees of green.
Red foreheads too.
That guy says Boom.
This me and who?

#AEW

18.02.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So fun to jump back onto Flashback 64 and give my thoughts on this truly terrible video game that was available only as a rental through Blockbuster.

16.02.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a nice adult unlock for me was realizing I dont have to say something sucks if ive never truly engaged with it and instead just saying "I'm not interested in that"

17.02.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus

Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies*
Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"

Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies* Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"

With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online

14.02.2026 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 11194    πŸ” 3223    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 34
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Absolutely nailed it.

11.02.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Such a great and fairly underrated song from the fellas. I feel like there is a subset that has always rated this song highly, too.

11.02.2026 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell Yes. (while still Acknowledging JV's current state).

10.02.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it

09.02.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7159    πŸ” 876    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 37

Being High AF actually makes sense as to why he chases all those sliders that are a mile outside. It like me playing The Show in the same state.

06.02.2026 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

breathtaking

05.02.2026 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 639    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

What a moment.

05.02.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1) keep
2)kick (I hope so but I am super skeptical)
3) kick
4)kick, gets a little sticky on promos

05.02.2026 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mickey Lolich
1940-2026
A posed photograph of Mickey Lolich smiling and wearing a white Detroit Tigers uniform and black Tigers cap.

Mickey Lolich 1940-2026 A posed photograph of Mickey Lolich smiling and wearing a white Detroit Tigers uniform and black Tigers cap.

We are saddened by the passing of three-time All-Star and 1968 World Series MVP Mickey Lolich.

Lolich spent 13 of his 16 Major League seasons with the Tigers, while also pitching for the Mets and Padres.

In 1968, Lolich hurled 3 complete game victories against St. Louis in the World Series to

04.02.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 8
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Kept from the public eye for far too long and only released 17 years ago

Recorded in May 1975 and released in February 2009, ...For the Whole World to See, an album by the proto-punk/punk rock band Death.

#punk #punks #punkrock #death #protopunk #history #punkrockhistory

04.02.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 235    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 19

Fuck yes. Now I can actually buy it!

02.02.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
01.02.2026 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1282    πŸ” 159    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 6

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

30.01.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 13720    πŸ” 3721    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 37

we stand with don lemon and the entire lemon party

30.01.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1783    πŸ” 304    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 21
daendeleon 2d
@ Threads
Greg Bovino was asked how he felt about his demotion today. "Well, obviously, I'm not happy", he replied.
Someone in the crowd shouted back, "So which one are you?"

daendeleon 2d @ Threads Greg Bovino was asked how he felt about his demotion today. "Well, obviously, I'm not happy", he replied. Someone in the crowd shouted back, "So which one are you?"

just choked on my beverage

29.01.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 18517    πŸ” 3229    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 524

Swerve is so fluid in the ring. He wrestles in cursive 🀼

06.02.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Twitch Twitch is the world

And the MOMENT it ends, @wrestlingbrain.net and @flashback64.com will be LIVE on the channel, reviewing all of the show. Hit follow and come check it out:

Twitch.tv/WrestlingBrain

28.01.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Any wrestling promotion or wrestler using these horrific ICE tragedies as a means to get heat can get fucked. Run into traffic, you fucking losers.

25.01.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 238    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 10

they made "killing people on the streets" a thing you approve of if you vote republican

24.01.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will

22.01.2026 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5452    πŸ” 988    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 28
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Hey Vancouver, Invoke is back and we’re putting on a no ring show at The Cobalt on Valentines Day. It’s going to be extremely gnarly.

21.01.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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