@allie.and.cat
cat mother of five | friend of a friend | real housewives enthusiast | she/her
goosebumps by Travis Scott activates my latent alcoholism in a way that even I don’t fully understand
19.03.2025 12:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When criticized I always say "that's rich coming from you" just to buy some time
15.03.2025 01:12 — 👍 1744 🔁 160 💬 33 📌 3oh don’t worry you’ll get the whole saga of the one PCR that just stopped working because it was almost my 13th reason
14.03.2025 21:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’ve made a few memes that only really pertain to me and my job but I’ll post them nonetheless
14.03.2025 13:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0three skeets in and you’re already acting like this… who’s shocked
13.03.2025 00:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
03.03.2025 21:09 — 👍 42690 🔁 8582 💬 326 📌 198I’m 100% convinced he heard someone say “transgenic” mice and due to the fact that he’s an idiot, that then turned into “transgender”
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05.03.2025 21:02 — 👍 2573 🔁 118 💬 31 📌 5
omggg yes eve6 said they were on here now and we stan both eve6 and Pearl Jam bc that’s what was playing in the womb when my mother was cooking me in the late 90s!
05.03.2025 01:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0people out here like it’s 2002 and musk is bin laden
04.03.2025 09:53 — 👍 758 🔁 91 💬 11 📌 2FIASCO IS THE BEST CAT NAME I HAVE EVER HEARD OMGGGGG
04.03.2025 21:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sometimes I get too mad and the only thing that calms me down is Sabrina Carpenter music like the second I hear “oh I leave quite an impression” the rage immediately dissipates
23.02.2025 17:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ooh that’s hard but I would probably have to go with the new remake of Sherlock Holmes the awakened
21.02.2025 21:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Stacy's mom's medicare is gone
20.02.2025 19:49 — 👍 6856 🔁 940 💬 103 📌 38I really hate how often Reddit is a valuable resource when something goes wrong with the science at work and I don’t know how to fix it on my own
18.02.2025 13:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0thank god I decided on pharmaceuticals! perfect!
17.02.2025 20:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0putting my cat to sleep today really was not on my February bingo card but here we are nonetheless
12.02.2025 18:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A dark gray and tan calico cat with green eyes laying on a light gray couch blanket looking angrily at the camera with malice in her heart
okay judgmental ass???
11.02.2025 22:39 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0me from ages 13-18
04.02.2025 13:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0no lie this could be the intro to an episode of CSI
01.02.2025 00:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0they should invent unprecedented times that are good
21.01.2025 22:46 — 👍 2536 🔁 591 💬 29 📌 18
the front half of a small gray and tan cat with green eyes in the middle of a scream so you can see her pink tongue and fangs
she doesn’t even know she’s living through a second tr*mp presidency right now
20.01.2025 18:05 — 👍 336 🔁 5 💬 11 📌 0Oh I haven’t heard of that one I’ll check it out, thanks!
10.01.2025 17:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i should be able to flood stardew valley with cheap prescription opioids
06.01.2025 19:50 — 👍 1360 🔁 130 💬 38 📌 8
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12.12.2024 18:20 — 👍 9197 🔁 2473 💬 67 📌 21THE SNACKWRAP IS COMING BACK THIS IS HUGE FOR A GIRL LIKE ME
10.12.2024 14:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0would
10.12.2024 01:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is a friendly reminder that you actually don't have to say something if you see something.
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