alt for the people

Never late, right on time 🥴

Only if it goes in me, but gladly 😉

Should I call you butter? You're on a roll *rimshot* (definitely a regional/me-specific joke....)

Right towards my mouth, coincidentally :p

You know the timeline as well as I do, but the universe *does* work in mysterious ways 😉

Oh, you too? Glad we agree that I'll be breeding you 😇

Maybe a proper slonk will cure that tickle in my throat 🤭

Everyone deserves a community, but not if they jeopardize the health and safety of others. Miss me with that bs.

And worse, not respecting explicit rejection or being called out, only to keep behaving in that way. Jfc

Not gonna go on a public smear campaign, but it really sucks to hear that some of us have had the same experience with someone on here not understanding boundaries.

I don't believe ill-intent but at this point enough is enough. Bouncing from person to person and still not getting the hint is crazy

Well frére is brother iirc? 🤔

Do youuuuuuuu do house calls? I feel a tickle in my throat 🤭

Trust, it'll happen.

What if I like...pulled it to the side a little bit?

Suffocate me with your cheeks? 🥹

Hehe, I'll only stop when you sit on my face. Deal?

I mean, only if you want 🫣

Well get your rump up here already 🙄

Oh, you're gonna get laid alright 🫣

Stunning 😍

Feeling submissive and breedable this hump day 🍑🫦

Suffocate me babe 😘 🫦

Man at standing desk with a flesh light attached.

me logging on to bluesky

What about a Sucralose Savior?

I know oomf will see this and all I'm gonna say is that you better make sure you clear your schedule until you can walk again 🤭

You're so sexy I'm malfunctioning 😮‍💨

The way I want you on top of me 🥵 How very dare you lmao

Can you smack my face with it?? 👉👈

This feels like a hornier version of the SpiderMan meme, and I'm here for it 🙌

How are you real 😭🥴