Cy Guy

Did you clean the vent?

blue raspberry

There's definitely something added by other people casually talking about things you legitimately do like but probably would be embarrassed to say.

Babysitter information guides would actually be really helpful to navagating scenes in an abdl context. So much info you can give about what is and isnt ok while still being playful about it.

I want to be taught how to take care of a little by their caregiver like the caregiver is changing their diaper and is telling me "Make sure they have their paci for diaper changes otherwise they may put dirty hands in their mouth." "See this little bump make sure that gets some rash cream" etc

I was thinking about how it's hot for a couple to share one pajama set. 1 gets the top and a diaper, one gets the bottoms and a diaper. But it's funny that top + diaper is littler than bottoms + diaper even of the same pj set

I took home 2 signs but they have me seeing stars (and star)

1. Someone who shares my values
2. Someone who respects my opinion
3. Someone who will accept being barred from using the toilet

Look at how chonky that zipper is

Yes I suggested you take the pink diaper

Yes I convinced you to take a nap while messy

Yes I encouraged you to do that thing that got your caretaker upset and then specifically told them. But you kinda wanted that to happen too didn't you.

I used to work at Old Navy and people would ask me about how they looked in different outfits and I'd always tell them they looked great because if they are asking they think it might look good.

I'm just here to encourage people to do the things they already might want to do.

You need someone to feed you and change your diapers since you wont have the dexterity to do it yourself.

Have you figured out a way to have a day where you keep them on sleep to sleep yet?

Lol you are at a meditative acceptance of not really having hands or being able to walk

I saw it too late to participate but thought the same thing looking at the results

You've just gotta get to the point where you lack control enough in the rest of your life that you are happy to go to work and get to pretend to be an adult

Wow thats pretty high but I bet you could get up to 50% of your awake hours

Gotta make up the time.
And if not making up the sleep debt, doing mental math about the growing percentage of the day you spend with the privileges of an infant is good too

You, my friend, got regressed for real.

Casually eating popcorn as I watch people go from "Oh I'm so humiliated to be put into diapers. This embarrassment makes me so horny" to "I cant believe my job wants me to take this trip. I can bring my paci but I'm not going to be able to sleep without my 5' tall plushie..."

Oh no you lost out on 55 minutes of sleep, you should probably go to bed 55 minutes earlier tonight.

I'm sure that wouldn't snowball into you going to bed earlier and earlier and having to spend more and more time waiting for the unlock.

Oh my michaels is kinda the opposite I dont understand how they are in business because sometimes its just me in there with 4 employees. and I'm going to make them wait checking out so i can see if they have one of their "save 40%" coupons on their website

I missed the "friend of bluey" pin

I didnt get an "oatmeal time" badge but luckily the trading post had their own oatmeal time badge

Unofficial BFC badges anyone? And if you gave one out what are you calling it?

Now to catch up on 43310 messages

Started writing up a more in depth summary of my time at BFC since it seems the con feels like they don't have a lot of data points about peoples experience...

Absolutely sidetracked by what a different "signs game" could look like

Also important to point out the diaper was a loan. Be sure to return it when you're done with it.

It might be controversial and backed by zero science but I think I can cure your depression by treating you like a small child.