Lindsay Helmke

I tried to draw Inigo Montoya looking all badass for a protest sign and oops I made him ADORABLE instead. Like who is he gazing at????

I fell down the side of the deck the other day and now husband is building me a step. Good man, think I’ll keep him 😘

Listen:

I followed the rules of humor by subverting expectations in a lighthearted or surprising way to elicit laughter or, at the very least, guffaws from my fellow humans and yet NO ONE shows up to my birthday parties

Signed,
An unpopular man

Quick question:

How are every of you doing to do the real life and if it is a thing, can it be for me also and maybe some others because most of I think everybody is or at least they want it to but and they can’t except but no so yeah basically that’s my question thank you

- a Concerned American

In my house we only fear one thing.

The microwave.

At any moment it might trip the breaker

OR “420 Glaze It”

Instead of those wine and painting places how about a weed smoking and pottery place called Blaze and Glaze

The Glencoe high school Tidettes need to get together and reprise their star bellied sneeches dance.

My husband got his old boot cut jeans out the other day bc of Kendrick’s halftime protest-sorry I mean halftime show

Was telling husband how I seasoned Salisbury steaks tonight and instead of salt and pepper I said “black and whites”

If you protested today I’m proud of you

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I tried to call ICE to report an immigrant stealing our data and funds and it hung up on me bc they’re not accepting phone calls. Deport Elon Musk!

Also a shark killed my gramma so I got a personal vendetta

In fuckkmg trying man goddamn it I a. L lo not drink so had I swear

Please someone who is good at budgeting help me my children are starving

Girl that’s a good start but like turn it up to eleven please and get your colleagues to do the same

Nationalism actually but okay

It costs very little to nothing to join your local community support and activism group. I’ll be at the IWW general meeting this month. Will you?

Aren’t they like sisters

One day I truly believe I will be able to give you the underground home by a bog that you deserve

Instead of the conservative motto, “A fair day’s wage for a fair day’s work,” we must inscribe on our banner the revolutionary watchword,

“ABOLITION OF THE WAGE SYSTEM”

thus making an injury to one an injury to all

These conditions can be changed and the interest of the working class upheld only by an organization formed in such a way that all its members in any one industry, or in all industries if necessary, cease work whenever a strike or lockout is on in any department thereof,

Moreover, the trade unions aid the employing class to mislead the workers into the belief that the working class have interests in common with their employers.

The trade unions foster a state of affairs which allows one set of workers to be pitted against another set of workers in the same industry, thereby helping defeat one another in wage wars.

We find that the centering of the management of industries into fewer and fewer hands makes the trade unions unable to cope with the evergrowing power of the employing class.

Between these two classes a struggle must go on until the workers of the world organise as a class, take possession of the means of production, abolish the wage system, and live in harmony with the earth.

There can be no peace so long as hunger and want are found among millions of the working people and the few, who make up the employing class, have all the good things of life.

The working class and the employing class have nothing in common.

My favorite Chinese vocab word I’ve learned so far is bīng which means ice