Diesis Key

Coronation of the Elden Lord

✥ #ariel #eldenring

A cute nighttime illustration of a little ringmaster/showman dog and all of his friends enjoying a game-themed carnival. In fireworks, the writing reads 'Wholesome Snack 2025'.

After 16 years of games with cannibalism in them, we're delighted to now be deemed Wholesome thanks to our upcoming rural life sim, Mandrake 🌳

you can't eat people in it but it's got a lot else going for it

Get a taste of Mandrake at the Wholesome Snack on 9 Dec!

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I love her.

a cat is sitting on a couch with its paws on a laptop . ALT: a cat is sitting on a couch with its paws on a laptop .

UPS: I see this person has ordered an iPhone. I’ll just leave in in the middle of their driveway in the RAIN. Perfect.

Me:

I feel like I’d try Elden Ring again if someone even remotely explained part of it. It was so fucking confusing & I had no idea what was going on.

Mainly because my favourite colours are cobalt, marigold yellow (make a marigold controller; shiny like gold… I need it), & a very specific teal (which one of the iridescent ones comes very close but is too green). If I had controllers & a shell for my #PS5Pro in these colours? I’d be thrilled.

But also, @playstation.com—how long are those controllers meant to last? We were told by Target we couldn’t return it & there was no warranty (it’s been this way six months after purchase). A friend of mine graciously got me the Pearlescent controller (I love it), but I refuse to give up the cobalt.

We had to use it tonight (it’s a back up to our other THREE; the battery life on those controllers is a crap shoot depending on the game) & it was hilarity during #DontStarveTogether. It was also frustrating as hell. Anyway, @playstation.com—I love the cobalt colour & play at a handicap to keep it.

We have a wonky #PSN controller (I refuse to throw it away because it’s only a year old & it is COBALT!) where the left joystick just sort of does… whatever. In some games, it’s not much of an issue; weird jittering. In other games, it’s like having a hard mode because aiming or moving? Good luck.

Playing the healer role isn’t about being kind and charitable it’s about the sick pleasure of everyone around you knowing you can let them die at any point if you wanted to

my kindhearted pawn telling me I have an email? Sold. Let me give you my money. #AdamHowden does the voice, I think.

So listen, I get #Cameo can bring in a lot od cash. But it’s time consuming. Phone noises? One & done, offer a downloadable package & life your life. 6/6

I’m poor as hell, but would I buy all the #BG3 companions? Yeah. Would buy a number of #CriticalRole characters? Yeah. Because small serotonin hits are better than none.

Further more, if you’re out there #DragonsDogma2 pawn voice actors??? There is a niche for you all as well. My kindhearted 5/6

#JesterLaVore telling you some weirdo left you a voicemail, or that you have an appointment. Or #GaleDeKarios informs you that you have email, or gently rouses you with an alarm. #Astarion telling you some moron texted you.

Tell me that would not be a fucking delight. It would & you know it. 4/6

I am that kind of person who would buy @neilnewbon.bsky.social or @timdownie.bsky.social or @criticalrole.bsky.social characters telling me I have an email in character. It would be a small delight in what is, at present times, often a shitty day.

Think about it. Your day is going crappy, when 3/6

So, maybe it’s an unpopular take, but listen…

If you are a celebrity, even in the most niche way, stop just doing Cameos for extra cash. Make a package of phone… noises. Not just one or two, the whole compliment of nonsense. Like the #Jarvis ones from #Marvel. Offer them as merch or something. 2/6

Listen, I know… everyone has their phone on silent. But hear me out.

As part of the Ironman 3 promo stuff, #PaulBettany made a bunch of phone alerts as Jarvis. It was a fucking DELIGHT to hear my phone talk to me as Jarvis. It still is (I have a few alerts still on the phone). 1/6

BlueSky started out the same way… they never STAY that way & @bsky.app knows it.

It’s a swerve, but honestly, watching your art has made me start imaginations situations in your art style (even non-sexual ones) between some of my fav OC’s & sometimes NPC’s in BG3.

You’ve made art fun in so many ways. So, I’m happy to keep helping where I can. I hope you keep drawing defiantly.

This is what we're talking about when we say we're excited to have honest-to-goodness sunlight in our new game, Mandrake.

*whispers* The penis cover…

A commission information sheet, arranged with collages of artwork and pricing. The text of the image reads, "Commissions. All info available at swancomms.carrd.co. Bust Portraits, lines with simple shading and an optional accent color 65 USD per character. Waist-Up Portraits, lines with simple shading and an optional accent color, 115 USD per character. Full-Body Portraits, lines with simple shading and an optional accent color, 150 USD per character. Additional characters +100%. Props, detailed accessories, tattoos, etc. may cost extra. Email swanbornbyleda@gmail.com. Payment via Paypal. Beside a heart icon is listed, "anthros, cyborgs, OCs, fanart, nsfw, monsters, and beasts." Beside a large X mark is "mechs, transformers, hateful content." End text.

A commission information sheet, arranged with collages of painted portraits and pricing. The text of the image reads, "Commissions. All info available at swancomms.carrd.co. Paintings begin at 150 USD. Higher level of detail at additional cost. Additional characters + 100%. Props, Accessories, tattoos, etc cost extra. Visit swancomms.carrd.co for all info." End text.

As I finish unpacking, I'm opening up slots for October - paintings now begin at a much lower price. Let's make some cool art of your darlings!

All info ▶▶ swancomms.carrd.co

[ #dragonage | #bg3 | #dnd | #ffxiv | #commissionsopen ]

Smile really big, show all your teeth, pull your lips in, ask through clenched teeth if they need it bigger… make them worry what that means.

I saw. I bought. I’m excited. 🦋🪰🧈🌕

Both. I want to buy both.

The next comic is about: video rentals in the 90s, niche movies, a deer.

I'm drawing patrons (or their OCs) in the styles of my ttrpg Victorian tokens.

Victorian era… so there is like… some wild drugs in the cough medicine. So, you might actually be intoxicated?

Or *pats Neath cavern wall* it’s just neat here & we all need some honey.

Does anyone else play “Palia”? I got it for free… it’s very chill. Not like my usual fare but I’m giving it a go. The game seems to push that it’s better with friends… so, any friends in here with me?
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My character is named Randalekobolt. I’m not sure how else to find friends.

I fully thought this was a new perfume fundraiser & went “I kind of need that just for the label” 😩