@melindarae.bsky.social
I am the Dorothy of my friend group, even though I seem like a Phoebe. Not here for anyone's racist, sexist, transphobic bullshit.
Same, gurl.
12.04.2025 12:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A very nice Hyundai EV that is now mine.
Scene at the Hyundai dealership just now:
Sales Guy #2: you’re getting rid of your Tesla too?
Sales Guy #3: my lady was getting rid of her Tesla!
Sales Guy # 2: all the ladies are getting rid of their Teslas!
@alexwinter.com Charlotte is on board with #teslatakedown
A couple weeks ago (before the election) I was in a conference room with (all female) coworkers and I said "Does anyone else feel like we're in the end times?"
I got more than one yes.
POST DOG(s)
11.02.2024 04:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One minute, you think you will die alone, and next thing you know, you have a partner, 2 cars, a house, 5 pets, and a life insurance policy.
Life comes at you fast.
Is geocaching still a thing?
28.11.2023 04:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Here's the thing I did, I still don't know how I got this hot.
15.10.2023 06:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I did a thing today that involved professional make up and hair and so I made my guy take me out.
15.10.2023 03:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Forever grateful my mom said "Nope, she's not ready"
07.10.2023 23:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Me, cooking.
12.09.2023 03:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Every time I see men tell each other "I love you" in movies or TV shows, my heart grows 15x.
02.09.2023 23:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thing I never thought I would say: Today I saw the scars from getting my adenoids taken out when I was six.
01.09.2023 19:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0UPDATE: I wore a white dress and white underwear today just to tempt fate into making my uterus act like I was still 30.
It did not work.
TFW you wonder why you feel like crying and then remember your period is 2 days late and you panic for 2.64 seconds before remembering your husband had a vasectomy, chemotherapy, and radiation AND you are 48 years old so you are definitely not pregnant, just perimenopausal and.....late.
31.08.2023 03:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That mod pink/orange/yellow one in mine
25.08.2023 15:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0OMG
25.08.2023 14:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I got a massage for the fiest time in something like 4 years today and I had TOTALLY FORGOTTEN how hard it is to get my boobs situated just right in order to be comfortable.
24.08.2023 18:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The way I have been leaning on dark humor for the past 12 years though....
21.08.2023 20:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Totally worth the 6 hour drive.
20.08.2023 20:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's a good cup, TBH.
20.08.2023 19:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
ALSO.
More stacks on stacks (of cats)
Every woman needs a friend she can communicate with via facial expressions only.
Also another one to communicate with via one word.
Update: I HAVE PACKED. In time to go out for dinner even.
19.08.2023 22:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We are leaving for a week Up Nort tomorrow and I have yet to pack anything.
I have, however, been to brunch, Target, and Trader Joe's as well as Making Lists.
WAIT WE STILL CAN'T EDIT OUR POSTS THIS IS BULLSHIT
19.08.2023 02:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I finally went and did a massive 8 hours over 3 sessions ADHD assessment in late April/early May at a school because it was cheap.
I will finally be getting my results in 2 weeks.
They're lucky I haven't already forgotten whonthey are TBH.
An orange cat squints from the top level of a cat condo while a gray one looks peeved on the middle level.
An orange tabby cat stretches on top of a cat condo while a fluffy gray one sleeps in a contorted position below her.
Stacks on stacks (of cats).
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