H The Duck

A drawing of a perfect phone that only has three buttons on it, one of them says IS HE DEAD one of them says AM I BROKE and the other one says RELAXING PUZZLE GAME

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

Percentage likelihood to better/match/miss the two lines is shown below.

Most likely at the moment that we will land between the two - our most likely position to finish is 17th, which would exactly match the Beamish Line, but less likely that we reach that number of points (58).

#STFC

Grim ☹️

At least @swindonadvertiser.bsky.social is consistent in using photos which aren't from the actual match featured. Cheltenham (left, allegedly) but it's actuaĺly Port Vale (probably)

Huge game now. Win and it’s a decent gap , lose and the pack of lions are still snapping at the Zebras heels.

Me: *accidentally cuts myself while cleaning up broken glass*

A sensible person: "do you need a plaster?"

Me, using electrical tape to stick a scrap of toilet paper to the open wound, just as my father taught me: "why would I need one of those?"

A handsome devil indeed

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Put aside previous stints and whether they turned out well or not. Or whether him and Ollie would get on or not.
Simply looking at his ‘skill-set’ (to use an Ollie phrase) and it fits perfectly with what the squad requires.
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Might happen yet. Still a while to go in the window.
Hopefully onwards and upwards !

Hall back next week , Clarke can cover if needed, Cain can cover LWB too, youngsters ready to step up if needed.
We need cover for if HS gets injured ‘cos others aren’t contributing enough goals.

Let’s at least give the chap a fair trial before we bury him

Hang in there Maple. Hoping it gets more numbers soon 🤞

Yes.
Plus habit of just seeing what’s happening over there.

I try to stay away from the Hellsite but it keeps on dragging me back there

This letter in the New Statesman a couple of years ago seems even truer now.

I think this may be the greatest ever post on here. IYKYK

I for one am doubly gutted !

Whatever happened to QPR’s #8 ?

11 men. They’d had Ellis sent off 😇

Everyone in Swindon knows that view. Many of us are pretty familiar with the inside of the pub, too.

Sean Morrison is on a free, at least worth looking at?

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So true

You could be right. It’s 4 so far . . .

Sunrise over Stroud valley. Picture taken from top of Minchinhampton common looking down the valley towards the rising morning sun. The Autumn mists hang heavy in the bottom of the valley below the hills on each side.

Sunrise over #Stroud valley. Picture taken from top of #Minchinhampton common looking down the valley towards the rising morning sun. The Autumn mists hang heavy in the bottom of the valley below the hills visible on each side.

Although if you’ve read my pinned post it could be argued this is 45 years in the making. . .

I guess this could also be read as a 7 place loss if being pessimistic ☹️

Only one person has any significant football experience and he’s fresh into his role as manager having been out of the game for four years.
I hope he is able to turn this club around. There is it seems no one else. What a position to find ourselves in. 4 seasons in the making.