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Careful, Americans call everything with more than one house a city, you'll need a shipping container to send them all!

Isn't having a copyright already opting out of letting other people use your shit? Kinda the point of them...

A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier. Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready." Five stars. Will absolutely return.

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣

Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

Ozzy Osbourne Farewell Show Was The Highest-Grossing Charity Concert Of All Time On July 5, Ozzy Osbourne put on a farewell concert, performing as a solo artist and with Black Sabbath for the last time in the band’s hometown of Birmingham, UK. Billed as the “Back To The Beginning”...

Ozzy going out after raising $190 million for sick kids and a Parkinson’s cure is metal AF.

I imagined the Chatsubo in 1984. 41 years later I opened its door. Neuromancer is in production.

Both people there are absolutely hyped.

David Squires on … the Paris Saint-Germain fairytale Our cartoonist takes us to a far-away magical kingdom for the story of how a pumpkin of a football club became the kings of Europe

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @theguardian.com

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That's one way to move unsold inventory, I suppose!

I really enjoyed that. It's hard to believe that this is the same group of players that were so awful earlier in the season. The commitment, the determination and willingness to battle for everything is night and day from where we were. Kilkenny POTM for me

Tshimanga is frustrating to watch. He gets into good positions then falls over. Referees aren't buying it, if he just stayed on his feet more he would surely get and create more chances. #stfc

My big takeaway here is that we're a better side with Clarke in the team. #stfc

Well, we haven't really created anything but if it hadn't been for a very Swindon defensive error, Bradford wouldn't have, either. Hard to see us getting back into the game without changing something though. #stfc

I’m feeling Christmasy so I’ll give away one of my 2025 calendars here and another over on Twitter.

To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner 1pm, Sunday 8th Dec

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TOKYOSEXSALE! Things have been pretty busy at Tokyo-Towers and I have all these odds and sods floating around my studio.

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A bad photo of an ice rink from behind the penalty box.

Swindon may be terrible but, at least I got to see a sharks win in DC tonight!

It's hard to truly express how shit we really are. #stfc

#STFC Trust say: "A change of owner is now required"

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Our club is teetering on a precipice... please, Mr Morfuni, if you can't stop us from falling, sell to someone who can It is not fun anymore. When football is no longer fun, and if supporters cannot identify with what is put in front of them, everything falls apart. Make no mistake, everything is on the edge of fallin...

Free-to-read tonight, because I think this one needs it.

#stfc

That said, Drinan is closing that gap since he came on.

Low bar I know, but Smith has been our best player today by some distance. #stfc

The Presser 24/25: Morecambe (H) Loathed Strangers: Swindon Town Podcast · Episode

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🎙️762. The Presser 24/25: Morecambe (H)

High winds? Rain? Pffft.

The press conference with Ian Holloway went ahead as Town look to earn an important 3-points against fellow strugglers prior to the FA Cup weekend.

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Yes, yes they should.

How do you solve a problem like Swindon Town's set-piece defence? Town have now conceded nine goals from dead-ball situations this season (plus a penalty) in 16 matches: the second worst record in League Two alongside Morecambe (10 goals plus three penalties).

Swindon Town have conceded 9 times from set-pieces (exc pens) in L2 this season.

Only Morecambe have shipped more.

It is a problem that's been evident under four managers over two seasons.

Why? And what needs changing?

#stfc