Pogo 🎨 COMMISSIONS OPEN

a queen has no time for traffic laws 💅💅💅

creme brulee! craving it SO BAD rn

thankfully they werent MINE LMAO she had them in her purse and was like wait this will work

got through it with lots of therapy and lots of support from my spouse!!!

wait till i tell you about how i had to plan a funeral a month after it too. AND the week i was cleared from surgery recovery was when covid lockdown started. it was a lot LOL

it was super last minute too cause i was supposed to go somewhere else to get my hair done but because i was having a medical emergency we had to delay it and my mom called her hair salon and she pulled UP.

she also took pics for her portfolio because i looked like a zombie before the makeup lmao

omg yes PLEASE someone write this super hyper specific to me au skdjgksdjg

AND a month before it i had a rabies scare LOL had to get doses of the vaccine up till my bachelorette party

the night after i got back home (was married in boston) it burst, then i ended up in the hospital for a week with a super long recovery cause it was so bad they couldnt do surgery till it grew back. so i had 3 months of constant appendicitis pain, surgery, 3 month recovery pain

the venue was so sweet and accommodating too, they made me fancy apple sauce and rice for my dinner. i was on a LOT of painkillers though so unfortunately a lot of it is a fog in my memory and i couldn't really do most things, but now i have a great story lmao

YA! so basically at the rehearsal dinner i was super sick so i left early to try and sleep it off and at midnight had to go to the hospital (thankfully close by) and we had to delay the wedding an hour and i had to sign a waiver to leave the hospital BUT i did make it to the wedding 😂

YUP lmao but we didnt realize it was that till it properly burst real bad a day later LOL

she also was an absolute makeup GOD because you could not tell i literally had come from the ER cause i got super sick (ended up being appendicitis lmao)

yesterday was my wedding anniversary so im using it as an excuse to share one of my fav pics from my wedding where the hairstylist used parking tickets to pin my hair back

girl

FRRRRRRRR also ed would TOTALLY GET IN ON THIS and then stede would be like 'wow i cant believe this tiktok is 10 hours long'

horny song + women + bazongas = too much battery usage

i needddddddddddddddDDDDDDDDDDD

isnt there also an item thats a bunch of photos including a lighthouse and an octopus and also comes in TRANS COLORS?

ehehhhehehheehhhe

oh my god. #wlw #tears #transition #sabrinacarpenter #fyp TikTok video by Xylocaine

It's women doing a specific transition to the Sabrina carpenter song tears LOL

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMkkFb5o/

me when my phone says I had an increase in tiktok usage yesterday knowing I was looking at women doing the 'tears' trend at 1am for a solid hour

I cant wait for my favorite game studio to release their game about a lighthouse, a major symbol in my favorite show 🙏🙏🙏🙏

me when stede/ed/anton/viago/emmrich/lucanis exist

You can faintly hear my SO sighing in disappointment

AHHHHHH 🥺💜🥺💜🥺💜

me meeting friends in this fandom

Happy anniversary ofmd s2! (And happy wedding anniversary to me! 🥰)