Blackbeard’s Heartbreak ❤️‍🩹🏴‍☠️

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I’m right there with you. Everything is impossible right now.

One of Jeffrey! Fettering!’s drinking buddies.

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Same way we keep missing Sasquatch and Nessie?

Thank you!

I’m so proud of them both figuring shit out together. So sweet 🩵

Fun and Games

“Oh the light-skins”

Gary Farmer is perfection as always 💜🩵

Incredible!

Roach nodded. "Got it. You're high. What's up with Stede?" "Not high ... wait! You know Stede?" Roach scoffed. "What? Why can't I know Stede? You think you're the only one who knows Stede?" "I don't know Stede," Ed protested "You're so high you forgot Stede!" Roach exclaimed, pointing at Ed and giggling. Before Ed could protest again another voice chimed in right next to him. "Been there, man," Frenchie told them. Where the fuck had he come from? "Last week or last month? I ate a gummy, forgetting that I had already had one. Twice. Think I had three or four in an hour. Ended up wrapped around John's ankles so I wouldn't fall through the floor. Now I keep a sharpie with the gummies and mark my hand when I eat one so I don't forget." Frenchie held up his hands showing a mess of tally marks covering both of them. "Only problem is remembering which mark is from today." Ed watched Frenchie study his hands, scratching at a mark before licking it. "I'm not fucking high and I didn't forget anyone. I just met Stede for the first time today." Frenchie and Roach both narrowed their eyes at him, grinning slightly like they were waiting for a punchline. Ed stared back at them wondering if maybe he actually was high. "Wait, you're serious?" Frenchie finally asked. "You've never met Stede?" "Stede. Stede-Stede," Roach repeated, as if that would change Ed's mind. "Living with Lucius," Frenchie added. "Buying the bookstore." "Keeps one of the three S's in business." "Hosts kiwi club." "Hangs out at Tickles and Handy's."

For #WIPWednesday here’s a bit from chapter 2 of Miles of Smiles

archiveofourown.org/works/66198916

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A plaque that says “this home is protected by feline security” “I have 9 lives - you have 1” “Do the math!” The original image has a picture of a cat featured above the words, but I have expertly edited the image so that Edward Teach in his kraken era is slapped over where the cat was.

This is hanging on the front door of the inn btw
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Thanks!

“Shrieking eels, Stede! Can you imagine? Throw some dick overboard during a raid and the sea starts shrieking?”

I used a weird link earlier so reposting my #TakeTwoTuesday #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath

archiveofourown.org/works/64149364

(Am I being weird? I’m being weird.)

No cheating, post the last pic of your pet

😍 his little bandana!

For #TakeTwoTuesday here’s a fluffy little fic about the time Innkeepers Ed and Stede saw a play called The Princess Bride.

Stede learns about queerbaiting and Ed writes fanfic on the fly.
#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath

archiveofourown.org/chapters/164...

Oh.
Fuck.

Thank you!

Oh, thank you! That does help! I might chance it. Probably.

That’s exactly it! Why don’t I want to brick in his face?! How does he do that?

Gah! I’m so emotionally ill-equipped to read anything in progress but I’m so fucking tempted with every comment.

Ed, planning a romantic pirate weekend and planning to propose during the moonlit beach treasure hunt, is devastated to realize it says 11*AM* and is for kiddos.
Luckily Stede has kiddos who would love to be involved.

#OFMDfic #OFMDficideas

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