the hurgler

republicans have announced that its legal to shoot poor people. in response, democrats have now formed a committee with the goal of crafting a viral rednote video that proves mayor pete has aura

silly lil mermaid!au for fun for mermay (though i did it a bit ago in prep sldkgj)
🎨 #ocs

Who made this 🤣

Unhappy to admit that “I am constantly insulted on this platform” feels like something I’d post

screenshot of notes app from July 1, 2022 at 12:59 PM had a dream that matt damon was the next batman. not like he was playing bruce wayne. like he was playing himself as batman. and the villain kept taunting him like "im not going to fight the guy who bought a zoo." in the dream i tweeted "my favorite part of the new batman was how many times they said 'we bought a zoo'" and it went viral

just found this insane note from 2022

Luigi Mangione

I was in a store yesterday and a woman collapsed and hit her head on a shelf, cutting her head open. We stopped the bleeding while the clerk called 911. When the ambulance showed up, the woman didn’t want to go to the hospital at first bc she was worried about the cost. Picture unrelated.

thats what finally won me over from twitter. more variety. you just don't see this kind of thing on twitter these days

OKAMI IS BACK!?

Okami:

Not impressed by this press conference by Luigi's lawyer. If I know anything about the law what needs to be done here is Luigi should call up a goofy cousin lawyer with street smarts and a hot girlfriend who can use her knowledge about vehicles to prove his innocence

get rekt chair stealer
[from sep 2020]

Dinner time! 🔪

Honestly very surprised he wasn't a crank, I completely respect saying "idk man but I'm being fucked by this and it has to stop"

I’m serious when I say that the Progressive Left might as well start its own party at this point. It’s clear that the Democratic Party has abandoned any vestiges of progressiveness in favor of whatever this is. These staffers should be embarrassed. That’s their job.

Statler and Waldorf criticise muppets because they don’t have what it takes to be muppets themselves

Thank you for the map of the United States pop crave

It's that time of year again to post this comic (this vampire is still doing his best) ❄️

wow, The Shining is a great movie. the most chilling part, to me, was when he revealed that his name was Johnny. one of the scarier names

chimera concept scribbles

this only suggests to me that everyone needs to keep being meaner to those in power. the wealthy elite need to be scared

me: i had to have updog put down
them: what's updog
me (crying): my best friend

tweet screenshot from user salesforcechild: my husband hasn’t posted anything on the internet in years, he didn’t even post photos of our wedding, and he posted this: image of dead UHC CEO with caption: DEAD MORON

folks, we absolutely love to see dudes rocking

I bet if you held an election today that shooter would perform better than Kamala Harris

lots of americans understand how their healthcare system is fucked up but if americans collectively understood just how fucked up their healthcare system is compared with other countries there would be a revolution tomorrow

the two-hour YouTube video about all this that I’m going to watch while eating dinner one day is going to go dummy

bluesky has gas now

Red Pattern 🩸🌹 [oc]

I hope every health insurance CEO in America is still awake and a little concerned rn 🙂 goodnight to everyone else!

absolutely insane combo of instagram reels i just got