Nampledamp

Dusted off the ol' account and played Among Us, in the year of our Lord and savior 2026. My sibling was concerned to find I was over level 50... I don't wanna talk about it.

That kid's got some damn good line art for what I can only assume was done with their mouth.

I have no plans for Valentine's Day. But hey, I got a bunch of flowers and chocolates from my animal crossing villagers, so I must be doing something right.

The housing market crash was so rough it put bro in a coma.

THE CREATURE

New-world-continent witches simply don't exist.

Thanks for the delivery, I'll take demons crawling on the ceiling over an office job.

Congratulations random internet stranger, but for the love of god please sort your inventory!

Left a comment on a video and it just vanished... Can't wait to find out where it went and look crazy.

I saw a really good pencil drawing, and I was so distracted that it took me a solid minute to realize it was porn. I was admiring every tiny detail, and halfway through I was jump scared by a robo-cock.

That red pikmin seeing things rn

That's 300 Sparklium right there.

Wow look at them go

This looks therapeutic, I should start doing this.

Jest, I do not.

Everyone knows the best and most screenshot-able moments on social media are from replies. So, that being said, I need y'all to be funnier so I can find things I actually want to reply to.

Got no phone case currently, no screen protector either. Yeah, I like to live life on the edge.

I've been filled with the sudden desire to replay a bunch of Kirby games... What kinda niche ass ghost is possessing me?

Don't mind me, it's 4am and I'm delirious.

If I was rich I'd reintroduce the mass production of discontinued tech components to make vintage consoles easily replicated to drive down their market value because fuck you it'd be funny.

*Walks onto stage*
*Taps mic*
"...Sex."
*Applause*

Felt my joints creak as you explained what a DS is...

Out of bounds clips gonna go crazy here.

Trying to think of something to say that'll get me in juuussst the right amount of shit in ten years' time.

Hogwarts houses are great writing.
You got:

- Brave and full of themselves
- Cunning and full of themselves
- Smart and full of themselves
- Not full of themselves

What else could you possibly need?

I somehow just knew it was gonna be factorio.

Tooth pain got me questioning god right now.

Why do people freak out about writing in blood? I ran out of ink, I got a lot of blood, my body even makes the stuff, it's a logical solution.

Gonna start making a bunch of videos of me saying complete nonsense, and hope that one will become a meme, so everyone will dig up an old clip and say I was really ahead of my time.

I don't know why, but I feel like we were never supposed to get this far... whatever, "🎉".