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@biggrumpus.bsky.social

Either die the Patrick, or live long enough to become the Squidward. NAFO FAFO Twitter escapee (with affiliated asshole tendency, apologies). Will probably follow you if you have "Cat" in your name. 🚯 🌊🇨🇦🇺🇦🇵🇱🇩🇰🇫🇮🇳🇴🇺🇸🇩🇪🇫🇷🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧

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Latest posts by biggrumpus.bsky.social on Bluesky

My cat crapped it out on Bondi's desk weeks ago, she said she got it. I don't think Pam is running the DOJ, more the D'oh!

11.08.2025 02:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

- and thanks.

11.08.2025 01:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's one of the things that's challenging to explain to kids because it makes no sense and is (often) a legit horror.

Even the kids know; it's not right and if we were the 'grownups' we said we were, it would've been handled by now.

11.08.2025 01:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Word.

11.08.2025 01:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Most valuable guy on Wall Street is the homeless dude, keeps everyone else in line.

It's a function of the system. People are less aggressive (sorry, "productive") when they have basic needs covered.

11.08.2025 01:37 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

That's what a bot would say, bot.

Bad bot, go eat grass.

11.08.2025 01:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

or himself

11.08.2025 01:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same.
Just look at poor Pooters, Obama has him and he knows it.

After that, the orders to trump were to tear down everything Obama.

11.08.2025 01:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Indeed. Devil never shows up with shit you don't want.

11.08.2025 01:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bot

11.08.2025 01:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's been on the rag since '84

11.08.2025 01:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Prove it.

Say something interesting.

11.08.2025 00:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That didn’t go the way you thought, now did it, dipshit?

you got the TDS and you got it bad.
GLWT.

11.08.2025 00:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re still a weird bot, fuck off

11.08.2025 00:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

he said he never sinned, that he knew of.

10.08.2025 21:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

"Florida Man goes out for beer, burns down Moscow in mishap."

10.08.2025 21:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The grift moonshot.

That's one small ball for an asshole,
one giant jet for assholekind.

10.08.2025 21:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would've gone with 'bankrupt baby raper', but otherwise 100%

10.08.2025 21:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

By Grabthar's Hammer,

10.08.2025 21:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It’s time for your Sunday Fella. Read about JD Vance jumping on tRumps bandwagon, Ukraines rail attacks & another russian refinery burns!

Plus we join @natsecmedia.bsky.social in calling for Artur & Viacheslav to be freed.

#SundayFella #DailyFella #DailyFellaNews #SlavaUkraini #NAFO

10.08.2025 21:02 — 👍 123    🔁 54    💬 8    📌 3

no you're not

10.08.2025 21:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Biden should have. I'm afraid this could work.

10.08.2025 19:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WTF, USA?

10.08.2025 19:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

- I'm making mine right now.
cheers!

10.08.2025 18:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

genuine LOL

10.08.2025 18:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We were not a cheap date.

10.08.2025 18:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There hasn't been caffeine yet, so my apologies in advance.

Drinking fake blood in a ritual for the invisible sky daddy we murdered 2,000 years ago -but who will be returning any day now, really, any day- is not rational.

Like saying one car is faster as they both plow into a wall.

10.08.2025 18:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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