patriarch of the namazu yakuza

some accountant is currently sephiroth posting in a ticket because his excel macros broke and thinks we did it on purpose and is trying to get corner us in an office with his boss what the fuck

i know yall hard as fuck right now

i am, if anything, eclectic

my boss literally made a map of places to hit like i’m 8 years old and strategizing which neighborhoods have the best candy

I can’t even look at snow anymore without thinking about him and what we were dealing with this time last year to just get him a little better. multiply this by about 150 million people and you might know why this country has a writhing, hateful heart

I have suffered every indignity imaginable to get my parents healthcare using benefits that my taxes go towards and the answer is always a finger-wagging “no you don’t need that actually” or a Faustian bargain where you trade your home for care. at least my dad died before that last one was finished

it wasn’t really that affordable and didn’t provide much care and nor did it require that much action from the state but it’s better than the Aktion T4 insurance plan the republicans insist on pushing!

losing the ACA would’ve killed my dad two years earlier btw so forgive me if i don’t bend the knee to the liches that run the DNC

Fray, a armored Dark Knight from FFXIV standing with greatsword in hand against a red circular background

also, fray ⚔️
#ffxiv #ffxivart

big fan of my No Bitches❓ portrait

in the short story with Yotsuyu she keeps trying to seduce Zenos and he just completely gray rocks it while she’s getting increasingly frustrated about it not working. incredible shit

anyway as someone who works in a tertiary capacity to the gov and has a parent on SNAP uh. i have Opinions

(handing Lucy a bag of cash and promising her a cabinet position) Make sure I miss the football

cones of dunshire liberalism is like. man. what a perfect description

The filibuster is so fundamentally anti-democratic that forcing the authoritarian party to kill it so that they could keep taking health care and food away from Americans was probably the cleanest out from the damn thing, yet this Cones of Duneshire-ass opposition party loves rules more than wins.

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

are there any space force veterans. do they get a free coffee for saying they fought in the human-covenant war

hell yeah dude get that free haircut and those free donuts, get that bag

everyone is all “thank you for your service sir” but seeing the vets i work with use veterans day as trick or treat is hilarious

thats my house

fall was nice for the two weeks it lasted

Until the sun burns out

WIP

shooting you with a tranq dart full of 1,000,000 IU vitamin d

zenos/amrine is goated because even she doesn't know why she wants to fuck this freak