gage

It cannot be overstated how annoying the Rally House commercial voiceover is

thinking about that one guy on twitter with his “i hate the guardians and I don’t like when they win” data model

80% of people in this city will seriously look you dead in the eye and tell you their favorite team to watch here is the browns

hmmm perennially competitive baseball team, championship contending basketball team or highly incompetent football team? wonder what clevelanders regularly pick 🤔

Man I wish I got to visit this place before I moved, it’s like right down the street from my old house

Ohio GOP just wants to keep peacocking culture war “wins” while dems are either asleep at the wheel or just generally ineffective.

Sailor Moon + Sailor Mercury = Support
Sailor Venus + Sailor Mars = DPS
Sailor Jupiter = Tank
Y’all see the vision right

Managed to score an interview with the #Guardians!!!

donald trump being on my screen reminded me that everything on display BESIDES the football is the focus of this event which is quite heartbreaking

in the wake of the super bowl i would like to propose to jimmy haslam moving the browns to knoxville so they get run out of town by UT #darkbusiness

I distinctly remember back in high school before the draft that year I was really high on Hunter coming off of Virginia’s tournament win. Thought he filled a positional need for us and was really disappointed when LA took him. Sure am glad we got Garland though!

It would have to be Knoxville Pilots since Nashville has the Titans and they use the Tennessee signifier

Insane/VERY reactionary take: the Browns should get moved out of ohio and the brand retired because as of now the only identity it has is one of utter futility and failure

my bio doesn’t lie even when I tried to like the browns I just couldn’t be arsed because what is there to like about that franchise
not the 25+ years of mismanagement that’s for damn sure

sell the team already you have destroyed almost every ounce of good will you have in this city

NBA advertising Cavs-Thunder rematch on their youtube banner

I opened balatro at the kbbq restaurant and @bs.singrid.com airdropped me this

A picture of a young man wearing a 90’s era Cleveland Cavaliers beanie and jacket, unbuttoned, revealing a Buddy the Elf t-shirt.

Showed up to the family christmas acting like a problem

I WON

A picture of a Minivan, referring to Georges Niang’s nickname, “The Minivan”

A picture of an Audi TT, referring to Tristan Thompson’s first and last initials

This is literally Georges Niang and Tristan Thompson

raised in ohio for the past 20 years but I’m still going for tennessee tomorrow I’m afraid
i have my reasons

I like Red Garland’s music because it truly recreates that 1950s detective smoking a cigarette alone in a diner in the rain feeling
I then have to remind myself that I’m 21 and work at a sneaker store

Boston fans acting like they didn’t only beat us by 3 when we were missing like all of our wing depth… #nooticing

21st birthday today… I checked the web page for the lebron hennessey and when it let me in after I put my birthday in I got a pit in my stomach

Every year for thanksgiving I eat the funeral potatoes this guy makes because. They are good

The NBA being so afraid of the NFL pisses me off so bad

Found my phone from high school and not only was I not funny when I was 15 (shocker) but I still think that the iPhone 5/5S/SE design language is probably the best that phones have ever been I would love if my phone was that small again

Thinking about how they’re saying the cavs never had to face real teams but we punked the shit out of the Warriors

This 3 day rest got me thinking about some things in my life

Hold the line cavalier fans they will not break our spirits