penelope everweaving

Interesting. I can definitely see how face unlock might feel smoother if it's quick enough. Is it totally invisible, or does it still prompt you to tap something first? (when using it for apps)

tbf I use the fingerprint scan as my first option so not sure how limited the face biometric is in other instances. My bank app only supports fingerprint, for example, and same deal with my password manager.

okay I dunno if it's IR or just the light from the screen but at least on the s25U face unlock does work in the dark

wait but if you can do that why would you even consider repairing

tho 430 still seems like a crazy steal for an iPhone repair ngl

ohhh i thought you meant getting a new iPhone through one of those carrier deals for some reason

"You guys get paid?" meme guy

430?!

That's fair, actually

Screenshot of a news article from Business Insider in January 2024, where Jamie Dimon, CEO of JP Morgan, calls bitcoin "a pet rock"

Screenshot of a news article from CoinDesk in January 2025, with the heading: Jamie Dimon Still Sees 'No Value' in Bitcoin The crypto's main uses are for sex trafficking, money laundering and ransomware, claimed Dimon, a longtime foe of bitcoin.

they used to be based 🥲

if I'm the kind of person who would taser someone I found annoying if I was able to frame them, why would I care about that person's feelings?

I don't think there's any scenario in which "person I intentionally tasered" and "person whose feelings matter to me" have any overlap

why would I have courtesy for people I am willing to shoot a taser at

in what universe do I care about their feelings

it's all about ethics in superhuman journalism

Simply stop being 12000km away and make me my coffee, ez

tbt to when Peronists were having an intraparty fight and the FRONT FOR LOYALTY beat the FRONT FOR VICTORY then proceeded to withdraw and concede the presidency to the losers

reminds me of how fun it is to tell the literal translation of the Peronists' current party incarnation in English to people who think they're standard left-wing socdems before getting hit with the UNITED FOR THE FATHERLAND name

america party is so unsubtle. like. [country] party is an autogenerated name for the fascists in any grand strategy game

With the drinks though it's probably a big perk for alcoholics. It's crazy how much some people drink before/during flights.

Anecdotally, it's not like, mind-blowingly nice. It is just nicer than the rest of the airport. Just like it's nice to board ahead of other people 🤷‍♀️

Why efficient: people who fly frequently and people who are profitable customers to have for credit card issuers have very good overlap (rich + high spenders)

Why desirable: free food and drinks, amenities (showers, work cafes, etc), comfortable space to rest. Similar perks as first/business class

not to go all leftist but that guy is also subconsciously radicalizing me against zionists by being super annoying and constantly mentioning Israel in any tangentially related context

A mf kept quintuple texting me on vacation and that guy is never getting the space even if he pays me double the current tenant's

choosing renters based on vibes (whether they text me or send me voice messages and requests to call)

subletting my parking space has granted me great insight into the petty minds of landlords

Then you would have to work with car dealership salespeople, however.

This isn't even a Betteridge headline type thing where Bloomberg was clickbaiting, the point of the piece is literally in the headline and the post!

"illiterate" is generous given that it's a goddamn captioned video that gets to its core, obvious, telegraphed point in like thirty seconds

Why are 90% of the comments here seemingly from illiterate leftists trying to dunk on Bloomberg by... saying literally the same thing the guy is saying??

You joke, but Milei's successes are definitely the product of several good advisors whom he has vehemently backed from the start of his admin.

A sign at a boba shop advertising Bubble Black Sugar Mate, boba with yerba mate

The Argentinization ray spares no one, not even boba tea

My fiance: Wacky. I find this wholly disheartening Frankly I am considering going vegetarian

me, excitedly showing my fiancé my dinner prep (rabbit stew) that's being going on half the afternoon

Him: