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british addicts be like. OH MATEY give me that INJECTIOn of TEA or i will DIE, no im not addicted i just need m y INJECTion of BLACK TEA with A TEASPOON of SUGAR

pleas someone buy my toothbrsuh it gives off bad vibes

if you guys want to submit an opinion regarding this post, i need to first redirect you to my paypal, wherein you will send over five dollars, including your message to me about this post, and then ill respond by sending 4 dollars back and giving you my response

Andrew Taint

Shoutout pancreas

WRONG ‼️ distorted ballads ftw, last two minutes are one of my favourite outros ever, so pretty

getting my dick sucked by a hot twink but shaking my head to make sure people know i disagree with the institution of homosexuality

bugs bunny vocal stim compilation [1:28:47]

i actually think the empire’s new clothes are pretty rad

0:36
Narrator: Jaywalking is one of humanity’s most sinful institutions. While Henry deems his actions innocent, in three months’ time, he would get run over by a car

0:00
EXT. Busy street with cars standing still in traffic
Text reads “Brussels, 12:08 PM”
Dramatic music plays while a man walks over the street between the cars

title: man crossing street realizes his mistake TOO LATE

channel: True Crime Karma Uncovered

length: 1:38:07;53

im not here to make friends, im not here to win money, i kindanjust want to quixkly use the shower, thanks

maybe where civilization went wrong was when my toast fell to the ground

man’s laughter?
manslaughterr.

thiinmking,,

i think we should get the crabs oot of the bucket and put them back

hypothetical: all your bottles of alcohol come to life, and they enjoy getting drank s little too much

or 5$

an update to the report has changed the terminology of “tgirl energy” into “tgirl swag”, citing dissatisfaction from the tgirl community over their swag not being represented

turning on synthesizer for the first time in months increases person’s “tgirl energy”, new report finds

you hear me loudly arguing and proclaiming “it was a different time! we can’t judge them based on today’s standards!”

upon inquiring further you realize i am talking about gaming webcomics

only after my mouth foams up do i realize that it wasn’t clear i was defending their humor, not their socioe-

going to the gym and yelling “what’s up everypony” before doing 10 squats and crying and going home