David Demchuk 👻 (he/him) 📚

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Smears of Jam, Lights of Jelly, a photorealist painting by Mary Pratt

Norman McLaren

A New Statue Suddenly Appeared on Easter Island. That Doesn't Make Sense. Scientists thought they found them all.

Oh good

Today! 🥧

YouTube video by ddk75 Week 2 of Angel Down book tour cancelled

Well, @danielkraus.com may not be out there for the moment, but Angel Down still is, and it’s amazing. How this doesn’t happen to every single one of us touring around, I’ll never know. Speedy recovery to him, and thanks to him as well for being conscientious.

What kind of jewelry is Farage fearfully wearing as he tiptoes around the West End? Has he been going to dress-up nights at Six with his best girls?

Interesting to blame this on ‘pornography’ instead of some poor relationship choices caused by the milieu you travel in but you do you Hadley

RED X by David Demchuk (Strange Light / PRH, 2021 - 5th anniversary is just around the corner)

Thank you very much! 🥧

Just what we like to hear! Join me and @corinneleighclark.bsky.social tomorrow for a Q&A with Sam about The Butcher’s Daughter and our reimagining of Mrs Lovett 🥧

www.eventbrite.com/e/book-group...

it is delicious, and a long time family favorite - enjoy!

Clementine Cake This, an adaption of Claudia Roden's magnificent orange and almond cake, is a wonderfully damp, dense and aromatic flourless cake: it tastes like one of those sponges you drench, while cooling, with s...

@nigella.bsky.social’s classic Clementine Cake! www.nigella.com/recipes/clem...

(brb making a list of horror movies for Elliott Gish)

Just what we like to hear! Join me and @corinneleighclark.bsky.social tomorrow for a Q&A with Sam about The Butcher’s Daughter and our reimagining of Mrs Lovett 🥧

www.eventbrite.com/e/book-group...

“The ‘grown women’ of Ireland remember very well what erasure and control and lack of bodily autonomy feel like and it’s for this very reason that we stand so passionately with the trans community today”

#TransRightsAreHumanRights @independent.ie

Oh good, mine was named Giblet, we became…very close

Will @canconsffh.bsky.social once again be distributing the oxygen-generating facehuggers to panelists and special guests this year?

I hope to see you there! 🖤

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An excellent overview of 2025 horror releases so far, including a rave review of The Butcher’s Daughter! 🥧 Thank you again Sadie!

Hot dog spill shuts down highway in Pennsylvania commuters' wurst nightmare By Associated Press UPDATED: August 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM ET SHREWSBURY, Pa. (AP) - A truckload of hot dogs spilled across a Pennsylvania interstate Friday after a crash that briefly clogged the heavily traveled artery in both directions.

A writer waits a lifetime for a moment like this.

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soothing, calming, relaxing

Oh yes absolutely

Oh no Kermit! And poor you and Trevor! 🫂

Something an Irishman in Australia would say

Cut to: Rosie O’Donnell, Winnipeg nun, packing to return to the convent.

Clarifying recent headlines on gaming content Mastercard has not evaluated any game or required restrictions of any activity on game creator sites and platforms, contrary to media reports and allegations. Our payment network follows standards based on the rule of law. Put simply, we allow all lawful purchases on our network. At the same time, we require merchants to have appropriate controls to ensure Mastercard cards cannot be used for unlawful purchases, including illegal adult content.

This is a pathetic statement and I’m begging every journalist to rip it to shreds

Oooooooh thank you so much! 🥧