Captain Pooky

Regardless, we're sharing a slice of taco pizza with them. The food wars can wait.

Also fucking with any state in the Midwest is a death sentence if you aren't from here. Picking on Minnesota is picking on Iowas sister.

Minnesota went out and marched for 3 days straight in the coldest of temps that the Midwest gets this time of year. They are a hardy folk and I congratulate them on their victory in the battle of Minneapolis.

I'm gonna yell at Chuck Grassley down here!!!

oh man are folks who are not in Minnesota telling Minnesotans not to celebrate tonight?

let them LIVE, my god.

also humorless inability to celebrate victories doesn't make you more serious, it just makes you more tired.

we all have off days! don't make them other people's problems, tho.

Well, that's easy. Just keep your fingers out of reach of women's mouths.

This book is basically me spite writing about tech bros, so I'm going for levels of mean that when I publish this thing even if it's self published I want every tech bro to cry about it

I am revisiting my section on my AI CEO villain, and it needs to be more mean so we are focusing on that tonight.

26th and nicollet in minneapolis is closed to vehicle traffic now as brass solidarity performs

Her Thai fried rice recipe is very popular with my spouse.

Remember, folks: Greg Bovino won't see your jokes about how short he is- because you put them up too high lol

The first thing I made of hers was the garlic noodle, but she's basically the reason I know how to make gyoza.

Easy & Fun Asian Home Cooking! Easy & Fun Asian Home Cooking

I got you!!!

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

Oh he fucked up bad!!!!

MORE!!!!

Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.

wait they removed Bovino? maximum respect to the people of Minneapolis: you did this. power to the people forever

they will never break minneapolis’ spirit. this is why we will win

brass solidarity band brought the resistance and joy from george floyd square to whittier tonight

I absolutely detest the gun lobby in this country, but this might be the only time I've seen them use their claws for something good.

YOOOOO!!!!

Not enough, but it is a good start.

Don’t forget that Keith Porter was the first person ICE murdered this year for the crime of celebrating the new year.

Don’t forget a Black man was the first person murdered this year by ICE.

Say his name too.

From the mind of @bdsa83.bsky.social to a shirt. Online now, in stores soon. Raising money for a local group in MSP that wishes to remain anonymous. www.raygunsite.com/collections/... #raygun #RebelLoonAlliance

Stickers, etc, to follow!

I love books about Midwest misbehavior because it's always the most batshit things that nobody outside of here can predict.

This sounds awesome

I haven't, but I'll check it out. I stumbled across the above title last time I was in the Twin Cities, and that was how I learned that Frank Lloyd Wright got arrested in Minnesota.

Minnesota Mayhem, A History of Calamitous Evebts, Horrific Accidents, Dastardly Crime and Dreadful Behavior in the Land of Ten Thousand Lakes by Ben Welter.

I'm not from Minnesota, but I would like to add this to your playbook collection

The Spanish conquistador in me wants to jump in and take control. It's a curse having DNA from there and Roman times.

As someone who is in the Whistle Mines with @mostlybree.kitrocha.com and @bibliogrrl.bsky.social and @lefttheprairie.bsky.social right now, I have a few notes to share.