Quentin Fisher

I’ve just landed in Colombo and it’s clear you will have less rain than here

50:50 Denmark or glasgow

Indeed, I was thinking of going to Nepal a couple of weeks ago and it got really heavy snow fall from the back end of a cyclone

Good morning Kevin, I’m also preparing for a trip. I got so pissed off with the weather that I’m leaving for Sri Lanka this evening. Plan is to stay there until first week in December and then Goa until Xmas

Drgs

Good morning Kevin. What direction is a good question - I’ve got to make a decision where to go in the next week or so to avoid the uk winter - it will be east but really torn where to start

spem in alium

Suckling pig

Curry leaves (finding where to buy them in Palma)

Good morning Kevin, hope you have a great day. I’m in Palma and it’s torrential rain so I’ll be sat in front of my computer all day

I spend so much time in different hotels that i do that many times when I wake up even without being drunk

Boarding to open

Good afternoon Kevin, your day sounds better than mine - I’m off to Norway and just got on plane in Amsterdam and was told it was broken. Second time in 4 days!!!

Per mile, it was first class from Dubai to Muscat - I was a bit pissed off being turned away from the business class lounge until I realised they were sending me to a better one

My right toe - I could then drink more port, eat more sea food etc without the pain of gout

I collected some rocks in Greece a few days ago and due to lost luggage they are becoming very well travelled - first stop Paris - next Madrid - just had call that they are now in the Canary isles - I’ve been told they will be in Leeds tomorrow - on current trajectory South America is more likely

Lukla as long and it’s always start of a great adventure- it’s also one of the most dangerous in the world with a runway that is only 500 m long

Good morning Kevin,
Up-north - further than m25?

I’m in Athens and finished work early so my go and see Acropolis again

Good morning Kevin, I’m sure the Very Impressive Penis event will be great - is it a competition.

I won’t deliver much as I’ll be travelling much of the day - on my way to Athens

This was an impressive pair that I had for a starter on Sunday

Work and then figures crossed getting flight back to uk from Palma

Morning Kevin, it’s pouring with rain here in Palma so I’ll spend much of the day checking flight departures to see if I’m going to make it home this evening

Getting out of bed

Good morning Kevin, I’m enjoying amazing weather in Palma. Just driven for breakfast and saw loads of people spanking their balls in the sun

Travel this week seems to be a nightmare - I’ve had to pay a total fortune to get from Norway to Palma tomorrow. Strasbourg sounds good option

Are you going?

Given that’s when my son was born and everyone says he’s exactly like me then I can’t disagree

Or cheap?

After the volume of red wine I drank at the weekend I presume they are rouge

Far to embarrassing to say - Prada Chelsea boots