Lauren Wayne

Yes!!

I'm not having joy searching for this. Do you have that thing where your whole body feels kind of itchy-crawly but not literally itchy just like you're SO uncomfortable in your skin & you have to do something to distract yourself? Kind of restless leg syndrome but not pain, just annoyance, all over.

Looking through my overflowing inbox to find emails to unsubscribe to, and the problem is that I do want to hear from a lot of these companies, but like every 6 months. Not twice a day. Cool your jets.

Hey, it’s the “Piano Man”! Yeah, from the bar! He has a song on the radio now! (listening) Hold up. What the fuck??

Your cats are cute.

I guess authors are safe from AI for now.

For funsies, I asked ChatGPT to give me a mystery novel outline. It did but with no details so I asked to expand it. The expansion included phrases like "exciting clues" and "unexpected twist" and, I kid you not, "satisfying conclusion," without any idea what these things would be.

Pants being too short for everybody needs to stop. Let's go back to pants dragging in puddles.

I need to put wet clothes in the dryer, but someone didn't empty the dryer last time.

(It me. I'm someone.)

This printer isn't available error

Back to normal 🥹

Printer error for HP LaserJet. Printing unsuccessful.

Oh, whew, never mind

Why does my printer keep reliably connecting recently? It's making me nervous.

A printout with cheerful stock photos of people reading "LIVE LAUGH ARSON."

I found my 8yo's current project on the table.