Coffee thee Khaleesi

Putting spooky stuff everywhere because I think that's the only thing keeping me from absolutely spiraling right now

I know he has a real disorder or whatever, but if you told me that someone hired a discount/inexperienced etsy witch to curse RFK to STFU but their spell missed and so now he's just forced to strangle on every word he utters I'd believe it.

Same energy

When my friend whose been MAHA-pilled reaches out to me after a long time and she’s selling holistic products

We interrupt this program to bring you: Khaleesi the Cry Baby Adult!

Homesick for a country I have never been to

Paradoxically torn between feeling the keen sting of complicity by living in this country- and the guilt that leaving would be an admission that I won’t do my part to change it.

Mostly, I meticulously plan out the best use of my remaining “productivity hours” to ensure I get the best most maximized use out of the time- to later lament all the wasted planning when one tiny thing derails my schedule that I never once articulate to anyone around me

I feel I don’t have the same 24 hours in a day most people do. With luck I get 10 REALLY banging hours of getting shit done or living life, 5 hours of sleep, and for the rest I think I exist ? but I could not tell you what occurs, just mostly that I stare off into nothingness manually breathing.

Blue-pilling conservative girlies by recommending podcasts like Behind the Bastards and Weird Little Guys as "True Crime" podcasts

“All disasters are natural
Including this one
Because humans are natural”- Fady Joudah, Ellipsis

I read the words “left arm, right thigh” and knew immediately. Feel like I’ve been hit by a freight train.

Im so excited for my white friends to see me fully codeswitch on my birthday 🤭🤭🤭

To whoever survives me. Please do your ONLY job and share the story of my sims legacy file.

I just love when humans do cute silly things. Like when humans dance when the food is yummy. Or when humans topple a corrupt state. You know. Silly nugget tingz 🥰🥰

If you name your baby Joey in Australia are you basically calling him “baby kangaroo” in Aussie?

I saw another Tesla with a DOGE sticker on it, and a ford with literal Trump cutouts in the window like he was a passenger. Wild stuff

I am new to this, but I will NEVER be true to it. Shame on me for my hubris. For denying the reapplication of sunscreen.

This that new type of sun. This sunshine got hands

Is this my penance for laughing at my husband every time he returns from yard work looking like a boiled lobster?

Is this cosmic karma for putting my hand atop the forearm pile of white girls comparing summer tans as we returned to confidently proclaim “I won”?

I feel betrayed. By the sun and by my skin. I’m mixed but this is truly Trumps America because my melanin being suppressed or something/s. whatthehelly

Gang i got my first ever sunburn over the weekend as I was helping with tornado cleanup and I don’t know what to do. Ive never felt this before. I itch but if I scratch the scratch burns. I’m RED. I feel every inch that my bra shifts against my shoulders.

I was disappointed about a cancelled garden party downtown. I didn’t know it would have been people’s last day with their loved ones.

Death to internet bios

Kathy Griffin is arguably one of the Patron Saints of The Girls, Gays, and Theys

Nah we are back to watching Hasan Abi lustfully chat

Cope and seethe have to be my favorite one liners

generalstrikeus.com

I wont stop caring, but fuck it hurts so much

It is really bullshit that we have anyone on our soil being detained and arrested for writing an oped in a school newspaper. Anyone standing for this is an American traitor.

I don’t want to hear another word about cancel culture EVER again

Free Palestine