Megan

My husband and kid are yelling “they’re rewarding SEC teams!”…someone tell me what this means so they don’t look at me like I’m a turd.

#marchmadness #selectionsunday

The man next to me on this flight just took his shoes off.

No thank you. 😷

#travel #southwest

Ginger is awesome for nausea! Peppermint too.

Touch it once. Meaning don’t pick up an item and put it in the bathroom. Pick up that item and put it away in the bathroom.

My tummy hurts.

What. In. The. Fuck. Is. Happening?!

You did today right 🏆

Well, there she goes.

#tiktok #tiktokban

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5th and 8th grade math are useless in the real world. There. I said it.

What the hell is X’s problem and why do we always have to solve them!?

#mom #homework #mathmademecry

sometimes a picture (or magazine cover) is all you need

Do we think shipping will be faster on RedNote purchases than TikTok store??

Is there a 41-ish year old side of Bluesky that talks about #afib ? I’m trying to get there.

I feel like I should learn to use Snapchat but I’m over 40….

Thought I had covid but then was reminded I burnt the shit out of my tongue on a Popeye’s apple pie.

Have you had them? Worth not tasting anything for a few days!

#popeyes #covid @popeyes.bsky.social

I successfully avoided a task for 16 days that took 4 minutes to complete.

#adhd #superpower

On the couch with a sinus infection. Watching the Mr Beast games. They’re all in cubes with 2 other people sobbing. I hope a ton of people with a bunch of money…

an ostrich with its head in the sand is animated by dunker & keller ALT: an ostrich with its head in the sand is animated by dunker & keller

Hi. You can find me here.

What is your favorite banned book?

Who am I to argue with @merriam-webster.com? #dillydally #wordoftheyear #2025

A funny one, please??

Anyone else still watching Homestar Runner? Maybe just quoting it?

The emails the emails uh uh the emails -Strongbad

Listen, it’s not your fault. It’s a gift that not all can handle 🩷🩷

Participating in holiday chaos.

Marshall’s does something crazy to people’s bellies…. 🤢 💩

I lied. I know @steevigh.bsky.social 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Is it weird that I don’t know anyone “in real life” here?

Is it weird? I don’t know.

I feel silly for getting myself involved with the Elf on a Shelf. I’m a slave to these bitches.

It is kind of strange to me that no one is really freaking out at the drone situation. Like, how weird is the world right now?

Exactly this.