Annie D. Piombo

Hearing this would have the same effect on me as hearing the Brown Note

platner seeing this and getting a 2nd totenkopf

My father always said that FDR's cigarette holder was an inspiration, not a taunt, during the Great Depression.

"What if FDR had 'caused' the Great Depression" definitely a confounding variable.

"Your vibes need to be right-wing. I am a centrist."

Mainer here. It's because of fucking Bernie.

All love to Bernand Montgomery, but he parachuted in and anointed a guy that no one had heard of, with no political background, as our candidate. For SENATE. Against SUSAN. In the OHLY FLIPPABLE RED SEAT THIS CYCLE.

Fuck off, Bernie, tbh

Is it possible to punch up this joke. I'm honestly not sure.

If they'd done the two-hander aboard a Turkish Airlines flight? Even then idk

"I see the Brandywine foaming with much blood" jfc

> "I know for a fact that the working class in this country looks more like a Latino woman who cleans houses than it looks like Platner"

Maine is the least Latino state, at 0.8% of the population. The state is over 90% white.

a bunch of racists v bowdoin? bet.

She should have CBS pivot to video!

im not funny, please don't put in the newspaper that i was funny

Faust Part II is where it's at

We've gone from "Vote For Cuomo, Not The Homo" to "Vote For Cuomo, Not The Genetic Homophobe," which is not my definition of 'progress'

I want you to fly to Boston and ask random people on the street "Are you Irish? What do you think of Catherine Connoley?" to enthusiastic responses of "Who?" and "The fuck did you say? Speak English or go back to Mexico"

Give us the VoxPop we deserve.

...the fact that Trump is destroying the *metonymic* White House is rather the larger problem, here.

The need to expand the physical White House is kind of a universal consensus in Washington. Bipartisan - even nonpolitical. I expect history will view The Trump Ballroom more as procedure-ignoring in service of development - more Robert Moses than Robert Ross.

The Trump Parliament is right there

anyone want to make a market on Pride's Purge 2.0

"And for my first foray into politics: U.S. SENATOR"

"Priest acquired."

You learn so much about a person during their first time in an elected office. Which, of course, he hasn't had yet.

BoJo stuck on the zip line, cmonnn

"Antifa dude accidentally has Nazi tattoo" should be the most endearing dumbass story, win all 16 counties, way to miss the layup

Sid or Alfred jfc

Joe The Gruppenführer

what stage of democratic backsliding is autolysis

if he'd just gotten the Dysart's logo, he would he swept all 16 counties.

like even if he'd also kept the Totenkopf

Greetings from Maine, where we agree with you.

Oh, bother.

Judge Mooty tho

It's Janet Mills. I'm confident she was swearing as loud as the fuckin Millinockett fire horn